2006-10-01 13:02:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i am not amused.
2006-10-01 13:05:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
While the Pastifarian Hell is less punitive than the Christian model of Hell, nevertheless it is not a nice place; thus it is important that all those who have been called by the FSM heed their calling with due seriousness and intent, that they might qualify for entrance into their eternal reward.
Your question, however, brings up the age-old theological dilemma of what happens to those who have not been evangelized and given the opportunity to be touched by the FSM's appendages: those who live in primitive areas without computers and internet access; infants and children who die before having a chance to hear the Word; those who have died before the May, 2005 revelation of His Holiness the FSM; people who are in comas, etc. --what becomes of all these? are they destined to Hell?
Theologians tend to be divided on this point. The more evangelical Pastifarians emphasize that this is the only chance we receive and that there are no second chances. More liberal theologians emphasize the wideness in the FSM's mercy and believe that many will be granted free access to Heaven, even those who have not experienced the touching by the Noodley Appendage. Middle of the road thinkers suggest that there may be a place of intermediate destiny, where those who have not had the opportunity to hear the Word may have that chance, and be given the opportunity to apply the teachings and later qualify for entrance into heaven.
Most important is to remember that the FSM is full of compassion and justice and has a plan for everyone, even if we do not fully understand it from our human perspectives.
2006-10-01 23:01:33 · answer #2 · answered by Ponderingwisdom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is not good to preach false Gods and false religions. Since the FSM is just a made up religion to fight against prayer in school this question seems less than sincere and frivolous.
Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ and tell all your friends that you converted. It is much better than playing in the trash like a little boy.
2006-10-01 22:48:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For all anyone says no one actually knows if there is a heaven or what it is like. So I don't see why the FSM couldn't get you there too. Perhaps heaven isn't the same for everyone and we all have our own version. I like that thought better than conforming.
2006-10-01 20:09:03 · answer #4 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive never heard of him/her? How do you know there is such a thing as the "flying spaghetti Monster" anyhow?
2006-10-01 20:20:09 · answer #5 · answered by K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What happened to you?? did yu go to Sunday School and they fed yu Chef Boyardee??yu better start paying attention to the teacher!!
2006-10-01 20:11:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
seems you have finally revealed your true personality.
As your nickname suggests, Darwin, is lacking..
2006-10-01 20:06:40 · answer #7 · answered by Tim 47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh no you didnt sir
2006-10-01 20:23:30 · answer #8 · answered by Stephanie D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
slurp
2006-10-01 20:06:28 · answer #9 · answered by bob l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Losing steam.........
2006-10-01 20:07:07 · answer #10 · answered by dyke_in_heat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋