OK....your trapped in a field surrounded by 20 foot barbed wired fense (so there is 0% chance of escape). And on the other side of the feild is a massive horde of 200 angry Midgets with pipes and bats and they want to kill you reguardlessly.
And in football gear helmet kneepad and everything + you have a go cart. how will you handle this? o yea u also have a shotgun.
please describe what you are doing in this situation...most imaginative gets 10 points!
2006-10-01 12:56:39 · 9 answers · asked by GodOfWar 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*you are the one with the football gear...notthe midgets
2006-10-01 12:57:30 · update #1
First and foremost I must say its interesting that you asked this especially since was talking about this with a friend earlier today. Anyway I would use the shotgun to sever part of the fence (mind you this is in case the fence is all barbed and there is no chain link part of the fence then I would use the go-kart to plow through as many little people as possible while using the butt of my gun like a bat and just whacking my way through. Its at this point in which things would start to get hairy because its at this point that a line of them uses their pipes and makes my go-kart skip then jump and flip over, now I'm on the ground and my gun is behind a wall of little people so I try to get up realizing instantly that I'm hurtin' badly but I ignore get up and say "Crappy football gear, if I die I'm haunting crap out of the company." After that little interlude I would stand for a second before I grab a pipe from one of my striking assailants, yank it from his hands and bash his head in with it. I continue to strike them with my pipe and I kill around fifty before my pipe breaks and I start to feel some fatigue its at this moment that I get struck from behind with a bat and fall and then he continues while the rest come to finish me off.
THE END
Yeah right this is my imagination it won't end with me getting my butt kicked. Anywho jokes aside my shotgun to my luck is no where in sight butt a broken off link of the the barbed wire is beside me so I grab it despite the pain, roll out of the way and choke him with it blood gushing everywhere. I'm surronded again with 149 to go. This just might be fun.
I then use the wire like a whip and whirl it around one of their necks and pull(can you say spinning top) then I grab a bat from one of the dead clutched hands of my enemies(home run derby) 20 homeruns out of 34(BAM) my bat is blown apart. One the S.O.B's has my shotgun so what do I do? I make him shoot everybody but me thats what I do. Three shots were all that was left and they worked beautifully. So then I grab the gun and bash his head in 124 to go.
They're just so persistent. I find that annoying especially as I kill my 81st little person. Okay I cant possibly go on much longer about this, hell you're probably already half asleep so lets fast forward to the final 47(I have four bullets left in my shotgun and I'm bleeding alot from my left arm). I'm surrounded yet again(geez this sceen is getting old) two of the group run toward me, I shoot one dead, kick the other in the face and stomp on his neck. I'm too tired to handle the rest of these clowns on my own so I gotta think of something fast. HOLY CRAP I'M AN IDIOT! The go-kart is gas powered but its thirty feet away oh well looks like running is my last option. Three minutes is how long it takes me to get there(thank god for their stubby legs) they could barely catch up to me. They keep running in their blind rage towards their firery death. I wake up sometime after the explosion and find to my joy that only two survived(if you call missing your lower half while being severely burned and screaming in pain surviving) I feel happy now but so tired and everything is diming but I don't....under..sta..nd why.
And so I die with the exhaust pipe in my chest. I told you I wouldn't let them get me but now I guess I've gotta haunt the damn company that made this football gear. Heh I guess I am a man of my word.
THE END
(really)
2006-10-01 17:25:21 · answer #1 · answered by Snoocher Boocher 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would get the barbed wire and attach some to the front of the cart so u can sweep some up on your way. then midget bashing time. the shotgun would be too hard to load and shoot while driving so i'd just beat midgets in the head with the gun till they are all grabbing themselves.
2006-10-01 22:03:36 · answer #2 · answered by marshall s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got it! I would put the football gear on the go-cart and put a rock on the gas. It would drive over the midgets and hopefully make them think it was me. Then I would shoot all the little midgets and train one as a pet and threaten to kill it if it doesn't obey me and teach it tricks and stuff. YAY!
2006-10-01 20:20:48 · answer #3 · answered by emilyy:) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Run around and knock out one midget. Pick him up, and throw him to the other side and yell: Touch DOWN!!!!!. Then, use the go kart to drive slowly beside the midgets saying: eh...what's up shorty? Oh, and with the shotgun...you can always shot holes in the fence? Not sure if it's possible. but if not...then use it to poke them!
Hehehe... Fear my stick that will poke you! Oh, and use it to dig a hole in the ground....
2006-10-01 20:34:08 · answer #4 · answered by Rich 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With me gun shoot ground and tell midgets to **** off or i'll play the Austin Powers movie
2006-10-01 20:18:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would run over the midgets with the go karts and shoot them with the shot gun and when i ran out of gas and shells i would run on foot because they cant run as fast as me
2006-10-01 20:14:33 · answer #6 · answered by jason k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an idiot should know this...and i do.
prepare for death, give the midgets your shotgun and die happily knowing you died the death everyone wishes to die. it is such an honor to be killed by midgets. honestly, everyones dream.
2006-10-01 20:22:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
use the cart run into as many migets as posible and take its stuff then kill the freken migets!!
2006-10-01 20:03:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please!!! I beg thee. Work on thy spelling!!!
2006-10-01 22:17:50 · answer #9 · answered by Mon-chu' 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋