1. but everybody looks funny naked!
2. you woke me up for that?
3. try breathing through your nose
4. is that a medic alert pendant?
5. but whipped cream makes me break out
6. on second thought, lets turn off the lights
7. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
8. I want a baby!
9. what is that?
10. maybe we should call dr. Ruth
11. did you know that the ceiling needs painting?
12. I think you have it on backwards
13. oops! did I remember to take my pill?
14. I told you it wouldn't work without the batteries!
15. did I tell you my aunt Martha died in this bed?
16. no, really...I do this part better myself!
17. perhaps you’re just out of practice
18. you remind me of my cousin
19. I have a confession...
20. I really hate people who actually think sex means something!
21. did you come yet, dear?
22. I'll tell you who I’m fantasizing about if you tell me who you’re fantasizing about...
23. when would you like to meet my parents
24. long kisses clog my sinuses…
25. was what good for me?
2006-10-01 12:55:05 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Are you done yet?
Is it in yet?
I'm bored...
2006-10-01 12:56:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. I dont have to use the restroom anymore.
2. Oh, I thought it would be bigger than that.
3. Point and laugh.
4. Ive had better.
5. I think Im going to be sick.
6.You smell!
2006-10-01 13:20:50 · answer #2 · answered by Shadow Dreamer. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you done yet? Don't mess up my $45.00 hairdo. Remind me to make an appointment with my gynecologist. Don't slobber. Did you put out the dog? Did you put out the garbage ,it's pick-up day tomorrow ? Are you concentrating? Stop talking.
2006-10-01 13:18:27 · answer #3 · answered by rosieC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1,Wher did you put the news paper?
2,it that all you got?
3, i am hungry.
4,Did you just fart?
5 what it that smell?
2006-10-01 13:02:28 · answer #4 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"is it in yet dear?"
"my husband likes it like that too"
"my wife has those shoes"
"how long did you say you were going to be gone, I need to call someone"
"when was the last time you shaved?"
"hurry up you're messing up my hair"
"don't worry about that stain, I'll wash it out later"
"Is that my husband?"
"with my wife?"
â¥
2006-10-01 13:54:15 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you talk to your wife during sex? Only if there is a phone available!
2006-10-01 13:00:09 · answer #6 · answered by Steve B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wait let me change the channel I hate this show....
Your breasts are the same size as my moms..
2006-10-01 12:59:01 · answer #7 · answered by Dude 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My mom has the same panties (even worse if the girl says it)
2006-10-01 14:53:13 · answer #8 · answered by Simon Says Touch Your Nose 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA
Have you come yet!
What's taking you so long!
What's the problem!
What are you doing!
2006-10-01 15:38:31 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't even respect you now. Why would I respect you in the morning?
2006-10-01 15:36:05 · answer #10 · answered by dj 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, where d'you learn that?
From your brother.
2006-10-01 14:50:16 · answer #11 · answered by coco puffy. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋