Why or why not?
When a Christian sent me an instant message that she got a third new car because of Jesus, I put her on ignore and havent talked to her since.
When I asked other Christians about this the response has not from one of them been that woman is ridiculous.
Every Christian will tell you that even thou I prayed to the Flying Spaghetti Monster and got my keys that I lost that the FSM is not real.
Why does the Presumption of Atheism work for all Gods but theirs?
Its intellectual suicide and intellectual hypocrisy.
I'm going to start praying for my new car. RAmen.
2006-10-01 12:48:19 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm going to guess you did not have a dad, or your dad was not in your life.
2006-10-05 12:36:23 · answer #1 · answered by Cogito Sum 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you not get your keys back? Of course FSM is real. You prayed. Your prayers were answered. Therefore FSM is real. I can prove it beyond a shadow of a doubt. Tonight when you go to bed pray to FSM for the sun to rise tomorrow. When you wake up and the sun has risen then you know for sure that FSM is real. Don't listen to christians, they are just upset and jealous. FSM sent his only begotten son MEATBALL to die for our sins. It would be an insult to invalidate his sacrifice by not accepting FSM as your god.
2006-10-01 19:56:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sure -- the FSM is a personal friend of St. Anthony's. That's why you got your keys back.
And as for the woman who got the third new car, greed is one of the deadly sins according to most churches. Makes me wonder who's really answering those prayers.
I've answered too many questions today, I'm tired and out of it, and I think it's time to go out for beer and spa. . .
. . .spatzle.
(What did you think I was going to say?)
2006-10-01 19:53:58 · answer #3 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd say you were having a weird dream or a bad case of heartburn. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not real.
2006-10-01 20:03:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey, thats cool that the FSM helped you out and I hope he helps you with that car.
But when judgment day comes...where will you beloved FSM be then huh? Burning in the pits of Hell with you and....I am so just kidding. I like your FSM no disrespect at all.
2006-10-01 19:51:15 · answer #5 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I agree with you. Raised as a Catholic, I was always taught to pray to St. Anthony for my lost items. It goes like this:
Dear St. Anthony, St. Anthony, please come around.
Something is lost, and must be found.
If you wanted to get desperate, you could substitute the name of the lost item for the word 'something' in the prayer. This prayer worked pretty well, I might add, and I don't even know if St. Anthony ever even met Jesus or not.
So, if you want a nice mantra to pray to your FSM with, feel free to borrow this one, and substitute 'FSM' for 'St. Anthony.' And don't worry, there's no copyright or anything like that to worry about.
You're welcome!
2006-10-01 19:52:24 · answer #6 · answered by nora22000 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
See what real christians know is that God Blesses us yes but he blesses and has favor for his childrenand that we have trials also
now every person that believes that they are a christian dont let it b known that you dont get the blessings without the sufferings, God is Good,
2006-10-01 19:59:00 · answer #7 · answered by mssjj87 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I assume you must have a real problem with Martin Luther King Day. (I would assume that if YOU are being intellectually honest, you would have to think he was either a fool - for believing - or a fraud - for saying he did.) Not to mention Thanksgiving and Christmas.
As for your question, each of us will die one day, and find out first-hand what comes next.
All your questions will be answered!
2006-10-01 19:53:58 · answer #8 · answered by American citizen and taxpayer 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What if I told you grave punishment awaited you if you did not believe in the Great Spaghetti Monster in this world and the next? Then you'd have to believe in Him.
2006-10-01 19:52:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
How DARE you question the existence of the FSM!!! You WILL be in hot water for eternity. And rightly so! Good riddance!
2006-10-01 19:52:45 · answer #10 · answered by Scott I 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
RAmen... that was an awesome point. Big time score for the opposition I think. Well done. Glad you found your keys. :)
2006-10-01 21:13:07 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋