“Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, ” we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. 10!
“Very good,” said her mother.
” Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”
“Yes, It’s because you’re blonde.”
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
“Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, ‘ we were saying the alphabet today and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B , C , D, E , F , G!”
“Very good,” said her mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”
“Yes, It’s because you’re blonde”
“The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
“Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled ” we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls have flat chests, but I have these!” And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36cs.
“Very good,” said her embarassed mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”
“No, honey. It’s because you're 19"
2006-10-01 12:27:35 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice! We had a guy at school who was in a similar situation. He was the school heartthrob, when I first started high school he was three grades above me, when I was in my last year, he was in my class. He didn't have big boobs though.
2006-10-01 13:50:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2006-10-01 12:47:10 · answer #2 · answered by Jessica K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typical blonde joke
2006-10-01 14:13:37 · answer #3 · answered by tea cup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that is funny i laughed for a long time at that, and you dont really get it until you get to the bottom and you find out how old she is , dumb 19 year old blonde in elementry school
2006-10-01 12:35:48 · answer #4 · answered by theFlyingPinkDutchgirl 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats very funny i like it a lot 10.9
2006-10-01 13:22:36 · answer #5 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-10-01 12:49:07 · answer #6 · answered by devon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. thats funny
2006-10-01 13:09:04 · answer #7 · answered by shizzle my fizzle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't hear about this girl. That's very unfortunate for her. Is this newsworthy, though?
2006-10-01 12:30:26 · answer #8 · answered by Schmeep 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
an oldie â¥
2006-10-01 13:57:49 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it.
2006-10-01 13:26:00 · answer #10 · answered by Shadow Dreamer. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋