He will be very disappointed when he finds that our dog Fido in all of the pictures in his baby book didn't really run away to the circus.
2006-10-01 12:18:06 · 28 answers · asked by Kollie 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Other - Pregnancy & Parenting
by the looks of your name your mother must of told you.... hahahaha
2006-10-01 12:25:32 · answer #1 · answered by thought 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You say, "Son, you were a science experiment and wuz born a dawg. Them thar aliens zapped yew into our living room, y'hear?" Then call the Jerry Springer show! They are always looking for new show ideas.
2006-10-01 19:49:43 · answer #2 · answered by ☽☮★♥ Alphα Fєmmє Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If he howls when a fire engine goes by then he's still part dog and you must tell him so he doesn't get confused when he finds himself attracted to really ugly girls....
replace his dinty moore beef stew with alpo and if he can tell the difference then the dog blood has thinned out and he should be ok so you don't have to tell him.
but if you do tell him don't be surprized if he starts craving milk bonz.
2006-10-01 19:30:32 · answer #3 · answered by chefzilla65 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well the next time you are shaving his back and putting flea powder on his head just explain that most other kids don't use rawhide for a teething ring
2006-10-01 19:29:20 · answer #4 · answered by weldergooroo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That leaves some rather interesting questions about you and the other party in this "experiment", doesn't it?....
He will want to know his lineage....
2006-10-01 19:29:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow... you have a big imagination. Maybe you should try writing movie scripts for the SciFi channel.
2006-10-01 19:47:56 · answer #6 · answered by Ashley P 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You introduce him to your lover Fido. ROFLMAO
2006-10-01 19:45:31 · answer #7 · answered by rc 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
now that is just weird if its true just tell him hes old enough to cope with it
2006-10-01 19:24:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gim him a treat, they forgive so easily.
2006-10-01 19:25:31 · answer #9 · answered by Fleur de Lis 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hes 15 just tell him.
2006-10-01 19:20:37 · answer #10 · answered by psychpath64 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋