an old man of 90 years marries a lovely woman in her early twenties, and they are on their honeymoon. because the woman is worried about her new husband exerting himself, she tells him they should have separate suits. that night a knock comes on her door and her room is ready for action
they unite in conjugal union and all goes well whereupon he takes his leave of her and she prepares to go to sleep for the night
after a few minutes there’s a knock on the door and there the old guy is again, ready for more action. somewhat surprised she consents to further coupling which is again successful after which he bids her a fond goodnight and leaves
she is certainly ready for slumber at this point and is close to sleep for the second time. there is another knock at the door, and there he is again, as fresh as someone her own age and ready for more. once again they do the horizontal tango. as they’re lying in afterglow the young bride says to him, 'I am really impressed that a guy your age has enough juice to go for it three times. I’ve been with guys more than half your age who could only manage to do it once.’
The old guy looks puzzled and turns to her and says, ‘was I already here?’
2006-10-01 11:37:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was hysterical!
It's like the two old women who were sitting on a park bench and one said,
"I have this 25 year old boyfriend at home waiting for me."
And the other one said, "Then why do you look so glum?"
The first one replied. "I can't remember where I Iive!"
2006-10-01 12:05:32 · answer #1 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-10-01 18:41:16 · answer #2 · answered by Rochester 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This one works. Thanks.
Similar to the doctor's office "I have bad news and worse news"- You have alzheimers. "What's the other news?" "You have cancer"
"Well, at least I don't have Alzheimers."
2006-10-01 18:43:47 · answer #3 · answered by Schmeep 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-01 18:46:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was cute
2006-10-01 19:26:04 · answer #5 · answered by lanie1713 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋