clenched cheeks suppository?

Question

I'm having trouble inserting a suppository on my 'recipient' because he keeps clenching his cheeks.

is there any way to get him to stop or loosen up? i already tried to ask him to relax

Answer 1

if he is at least allowing you to get back there, maybe you just need to distract him with conversation; seize your moment and wha-la! a child is harder an adult is just being difficult.

Answer 2

OK, I don't know how accurate this is, since I read it in a very weird book and I don't even remember the title, so I can't go back and check. It was fiction, so it may have just been blowing smoke up my...well, you know where I'm going. We're already in the general area.

Smack it. It's supposed to make the, um, target area loosen up. Just a nice brisk little spanking (like just a little S&M style, not like, I'm gonna beat the tar outta you. It's not a punishment.) I think it's a combo of startling the cheeks and muscle relaxation. I guess. The book wasn't very clear on why it works. Or do like proctologists do and just put it where it's going and then have your recipient cough.

I hope this helps. Otherwise, I've further enhanced my reputation for weirdness for no good reason.

Answer 3

LMAO
Eww