I didn't go to church today cause i'm a ______
2006-10-01 09:11:21 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
football fan
2006-10-01 09:13:56 · answer #1 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
well, I can't finish it because I did go because I love God and being in His presence along with other people that also love Him and it's so exciting because I never know what He is going to do while I am there. Sometimes I can only stand in His presence and barely move and sometimes I just dance and clap and praise Him. Everytime I go it's different, but always for the same reason to glorify Him and to see what He wants to say to me that day.
2006-10-01 16:15:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sabbath keeper. I attend church on the Seventh day of the week as set out in the 4th commandment.
2006-10-01 16:14:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seventh Day Adventist
2006-10-01 16:12:49 · answer #4 · answered by norm s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seventh Day Baptist and because today is not the Sabbath as God commanded us all to keep.
Great question!
Please consider these tidbits:
Jews for Jesus = Vegetarians for Hamburgers
God? He or She?
Church? Christianity? Jesus? Dying?
What is the Imacculate Conception supposed to mean?
Does Imacculate Conception have anything to do with "VIRGIN BIRTH"?
Google Imacculate Conception and learn that is NOT.
What else do you falsely believe?
Jesus, the basis of Christianity? .
If Jesus died, he could NOT have been God.
Can Gods die?
If Jesus 'died' on Friday and 'undied' on Sunday, what else besides Saturday was sacrificed?
Did Jesus give up Saturday for us?
No Eternal sacrifice, big deal for a day!
If Jesus died for our sins, there should not be any more sins, else why go through with it?.
If Jesus really DIED, he should be dead, dead, dead!
Life after death is like virginity after childbirth.
If the flesh of Jesus died, what was seen walking and talking on Sunday?
If you believe this stuff, you are not going to like the folks who don't. You want them to believe it too to validate you.
Christians want everyone to convert to their non-thinking in order to be 'saved'.
Believing and not thinking is like choosing to be lost.
P.S.
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2006-10-01 16:15:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I didn't go to church today cause i'm a... wait a minute! I DID go to church.
2006-10-01 16:13:17 · answer #6 · answered by Miss Vicki 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Muslim. Going to church makes the path to God too long. Islam makes it much shorter. But not easier.
2006-10-01 16:15:48 · answer #7 · answered by ESKORBUTIN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a very bad sprained ankle and also recovering from eye surgery. But Jesus knows where I am and knows I would have wanted to be there and will be as soon as I can see better and walk better.
2006-10-01 16:15:57 · answer #8 · answered by 1stclassgal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. ...persona non grata in the congregation. I refused to vote for the Dubya and they think I'm an apostate.
or (while singing)
2. ...one, lord I'm two; lord, I'm three-ee, lord I'm four ... lord I'm five hundred miles away from home.
or (while scratching my head)
3. ..Jew. Church Shmurch! I go to Temple, you schmuck.
2006-10-01 16:24:15 · answer #9 · answered by JAT 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Paraplegic.
2006-10-01 16:29:20 · answer #10 · answered by David T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a_bandoned on a desert island, surrounded by man-eating-shark-infested waters with only a senile tortoise for company, and I'm an atheist...
2006-10-01 16:20:22 · answer #11 · answered by psicatt 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋