jokes tell me jokes.?

Question

fat jokes, your mamma jokes, clean jokes, rude jokes, any jokes for me...

Answer 1

Yo' Mama is so cross-eyed when she cries the tears run down
her back.
Yo' Mama is so Black that if she walks on a chalkboard she leaves tracks
What's the difference between a Black Man & a Large Pizza?
A Large Pizza can feed a family of four.
I used to live in a mixed/low income neighborhood and all the Black guys thought I was a Chinese guy named Say Foo.

Answer 2

A man on vacation in Spain goes into a restaurant and immediately encounters a delicious aroma. He figures out it's coming from a dish being served to a man near him and so he calls the waiter and asks, "What is that man over there eating? It smells great!" The waiter says, "Those are the bull testicles from the bullfight this morning, Senor." The man is a little taken aback at this, but orders them nevertheless, and sure enough, they're delicious. He comes back the next day and orders the same thing. He finds it as good as before, but is a little disappointed by the skimpy size of the dish. So he calls the waiter over again and complains, "it was still good, but you didn't give me very much!" The waiter replies, "Si, Senor, sometimes the bull wins."

Answer 3

A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run...


The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, you have AIDS."
The cowboy tugs at his Stetson, sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what
your *** is for."

Answer 4

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Answer 5

there was a man driving by a farm when he noticed a farmer out in the feild with a pig that had a wooden leg so he stops and ask the farmer "why the pig had a wooden leg' the famer replied" a couple of months ago our house was on fire in the middle of the night and the pig rushed in and pulled all the family to safety"" so thats how he got the wooden leg" the man asked"no" replied the farmer "a few days later I'm out in my feild and my tractor over turns on top of me pining me underneath the pig ran to the house and dialed 911 and then ran back and helped lift the tractor off of me" "so thats how he got the wooden leg the man asked "nope" said the farmer " yesterday my boy was a swimmin in the pond when he got a cramp and started to drown the pig jumped in and towed him to shore" "is this how he got the wooden leg then?" "nope" replied the farmer "then how ?" the man asked "well" said the farmer "with a pig that good would you want to eat him all at once?" (I hope you liked it this was my mom's favorite joke}

Answer 6

Yo mama so dumb she thought the superbowl was a super hero.
Yomama so ratchet her lace front dont even match her skin.
Yo mama so ashy it look like she been crawling in baby powder.
You so ugly yo mama look at yo daddy every time she see you and say "damn i shoulda just gave u head"
Yo mama breath so stank her teeth crawled back up her gums.
Yo mama so fat she call a school bus full of mexican kids a taco.
Yo mama so fat she call a school bus full of white kids a twinkie.
Yo mama eyes so ****** they user her face as a pistol.
Yo mama so black she look like a cross between kuntakente and a cockroach.
Yo mama such a hoe she made da baser round the corner holla for a dollar, spend some time for a dime, sucked his nipple for a nickle, dropped them panties for penny , and went in for that TEN$$$
😂😂😂

Answer 7

The doctor tells a man he has some bad news. He says "I'm sorry but you have cancer.
The man cries out "Oh no no no
The doctor says "and you have Alzheimer's
The man says, "well at least I don't have cancer

Answer 8

Patient:- Goodmornig Doctor.
Doctor:- Goodmornig, Now tell me your problem.
Patient:- Doctor, I forget things. My memory is very weak so I forget all things immediately.
Doctor:- OK, just tell me from how much long time you are
suffering by this problem?
Patient:- WHATS PROBLEM??????

Answer 9

A guy is giving his girl a French Kiss.

'I didn't know you were chewing gum.' He says astonished.

'I'm not. she replies, smiling 'I've got catarrh!'

Answer 10

A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up
ahead of him and went to her and said, "Can you please help me, I don't know what hole I'm on".

She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6."

He thanked her & continued playing golf. Later he got lost again.
He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed.

"I'm sorry to bother you again but I'm lost again, can you please
tell me what hole I'm on."

Lady : You are one hole behind me. I'm on 14; you are on 13.


Again he thanked her and continued playing golf.
When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her
and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted.

As they were drinking & talking he asked her what she did for a
living.

"I'm in sales."

He replied, "no kidding so am I. What do you sell?"

Lady : It's too embarrassing to tell.

But after he kept pleading to know what she sold she said she'd tell him if
he promised not to laugh. He promised.

Lady : I sell WHISPER (Sanitary Napkins).

He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically.

Lady : You promised you wouldn't laugh.

He replied, "I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it. I sell toilet paper... I'm still one hole behind you."