a blonde needed to send a message to her mother who was overseas. she went into the communications center, but was told it would cost $50. she said, 'I'm desperate to talk to mom, but I don’t have any money. please, I’ll do anything for you if you would help me!'
the man arched an eyebrow. 'anything?'
'yes, anything,' promised the blonde. so the man took her into a room down the hall and shut the door. then he said, 'get down on your knees.' she did. then he said, 'undo my zipper.' she did. the man closed his eyes, and whispered, 'okay, go for it!'
the blonde edged closer to his groin, slightly puzzled, but keen to speak to her mother, and yelled into his y-fronts 'hello, mom?'
2006-10-01 08:22:06 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha man you are cracking me up hahahahahahah
2006-10-01 08:26:15 · answer #1 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ooh my gosh now that is a true representation of a blonde. no offensive to the blondes out there keep doin ure thing lool
2006-10-01 15:30:24 · answer #2 · answered by FlossyQ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Surprise ending on that one! I loved it! Very funny.
2006-10-01 15:45:40 · answer #3 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol i wasnt expecting that
2006-10-01 15:30:03 · answer #4 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋