A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a
>sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> 10 MILES
>
>He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without
>second thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> 5 MILES
>
>Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives
>past a third sign saying:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> NEXT RIGHT
>
>His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the
>far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign
next
>to the door reading:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>
>He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun
>in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"
>He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
>possibly doing business...."
>
>"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding
>passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door
>and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."
>He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers
>the door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go
>through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."
>
>He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through
>the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds
>himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
>
>GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
2006-10-01 08:21:46 · 18 answers · asked by lady_kiki_007 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
loool ha ha now that is a real fuuuny joke awww its a shame the nuns didnt do business with him though. they must of had serious urges
2006-10-01 08:26:22 · answer #1 · answered by FlossyQ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excellent!
2006-10-01 15:42:38 · answer #2 · answered by steelypen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I love this Joke! It's a goodie. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.
Have a great evening!
2006-10-02 17:45:22 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-10-01 16:42:25 · answer #4 · answered by syed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-10-01 20:52:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh out loud! That was great!
2006-10-01 15:47:57 · answer #6 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! Thx...that made me feel a lot better...!
2006-10-01 15:25:11 · answer #7 · answered by Λиδѓεy™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious and i probably know guys that would fall for that
2006-10-01 16:53:09 · answer #8 · answered by one tuff babe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-01 15:41:09 · answer #9 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good clean fun!!! lol
2006-10-01 16:12:30 · answer #10 · answered by thought 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋