1.What is a computer's first sign of old age ?
Loss Of memory
2.What does a baby computer call his father?
Data
3.What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar
4.Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.
5.The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies, probably because they are generally the same people.
Some Questions you cannot canswer :::
1.When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
2.What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
3.Is it possible to be totally partial?
4.If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?
5.Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Today's Thought :
Never murder a man when he's busy committing suicide.
2006-10-01 08:19:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL HAHAHAHA (SOME PPL CANT TAKE A JOKE)
2006-10-01 09:47:10 · answer #1 · answered by thought 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Yes. You dont need to hear to read.
2.What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
You scare it off, that's stupid, dont kill it.. just yell.
3.Is it possible to be totally partial?
Yes, it is.
4.If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?
It is dead... Dumb***
5.Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Because, their furr might, But their bone structure isnt going to shrink.
2006-10-01 09:15:16 · answer #2 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 1st arise comedian became into Samson-he delivered the homestead down. The call of the Bob Jones college bowling group-The Holy Rollers i've got not got any others-you do recognize putting this available invites derision from the nonbelievers? for my section, i do no longer care-they rag on us no be counted if we talk or no longer.
2016-12-26 06:35:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did one volcano say to the other?
Do you lava me like I lava you?
Q: Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
A: He's all-right now!
2006-10-01 08:33:58 · answer #4 · answered by rani n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's interesting lol love the computer jokes ♥
2006-10-01 08:27:51 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
last one
2006-10-01 12:09:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
#5 is funny, but #4, "If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?" WTF!!! It dies!!!
2006-10-01 08:28:29 · answer #7 · answered by Antonio 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋