2006-10-01 08:05:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
YAY! I'm not the only one going to hell.
I'm so relieved.
I have purchased a nice condo in hell, right near the river Styx, look me up when you get there.
2006-10-01 08:11:53 · answer #1 · answered by gotalife 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard he bought himself as a flatpack from Ikea.
The next day he invented the Allen key.
2006-10-01 16:36:00 · answer #2 · answered by the last ninja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first four words of the Bible tells us what we need to know about the pre-existance of God.
Gen 1:1 In the beginning God .....
He just was, before the begining.
2006-10-01 15:10:41 · answer #3 · answered by movedby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ichi.....watch that Monitorhead. Now he's asking you to move to hell with him. Don't say I didn't warn ya!
As for God........no he "RE"invented himself after watching multiple episodes of Oprah and Doctor Phil.
2006-10-01 15:34:04 · answer #4 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God has always been so there fore the question is not revelant no one invented God he has always been here Gorbalizer ps and always will be here FYI
2006-10-01 15:10:13 · answer #5 · answered by gorbalizer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy, I bet it took A LOT of Jack and Cokes to come up with this question. I'm speechless.
2006-10-01 17:29:38 · answer #6 · answered by S&S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just like that annoying Aunt who reeks of sweat and perfume and insists on kissing you, He has always been there.
2006-10-01 15:08:15 · answer #7 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first day = light; divided into day and night
2006-10-01 15:16:21 · answer #8 · answered by phyllis_neel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, He's eternal.
2006-10-01 15:16:01 · answer #9 · answered by Hope 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-10-01 15:07:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋