> How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
> What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
> Why do bagpipers walk when they play? They're trying to get away from the noise.
> Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
>
Q: what's black and white and balck and white and black and white?
A: a penguin rolling down a hill
Q: what's black and white and laughing?
A: the penguin that pushed him
2006-10-01 07:15:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dude u hav already answered the questions .....
but they are all nice ones
good choice from where did u take them let me know .
2006-10-01 07:24:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
between the funniest became this guy who became about 60, he appeared like a homeless man or woman yet easily had an section to stay. He of direction had some psychological subject matters (yet i'm no longer making exciting of that). He walked all round and appeared completely satisfied. I spoke of him in a delightful's ice cream parlor faster or later sitting on the counter. He became ingesting an ice cream cone, had all of it over his face, moustache, beard, and it only appeared so lovable because he did not care, he became only lovin' it!
2016-11-25 20:47:15 · answer #2 · answered by thweatt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the penguin ones
2006-10-01 08:56:57 · answer #3 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do bagpipers walk when they play? because moving targets are hard to hit.
2006-10-01 07:33:11 · answer #4 · answered by raunak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really like the last one
2006-10-01 09:17:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 ladies r sighting & both r quiet
2006-10-01 07:23:22 · answer #6 · answered by sunny 0 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww, i love them thanks for the laugh
2006-10-01 08:20:25 · answer #7 · answered by Brittney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋