2006-10-01 05:39:47 · 16 answers · asked by Unknown 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Bring a can of air freshener the next time you go, and don't be afraid to spray it next to this person liberally.
2006-10-01 05:41:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Truthfully, move and say nothing. Perhaps slip a note to them explaining about GAS X. Seriously.
2006-10-01 12:41:52 · answer #2 · answered by Middy S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can talk to the person in private & respectfully. They may have a health problem, but it should not interfere with others around them. They should seek treatment. Yes, if tastefully done, you should get good results.
2006-10-01 12:41:46 · answer #3 · answered by Shayna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would move to the other side of the church.They could have a medical problem and can't help it.
2006-10-01 12:46:34 · answer #4 · answered by G3 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would sit near him and throw a lit match onto him when he starts farting so that he gets exploded.
2006-10-01 12:43:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Say loudly 'Some big fat person keeps passsing wind in here!'
2006-10-01 12:42:16 · answer #6 · answered by sarkyastic31 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well if I went to church I'd ask God to smite them.
2006-10-01 12:40:54 · answer #7 · answered by . 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Confuscious say. "Man who cut fart in church, sit on PEW!"
2006-10-01 12:41:49 · answer #8 · answered by zenbuddhamaster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd get up and move to another seat.Problem solved.
2006-10-01 13:11:00 · answer #9 · answered by vanhammer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Would that ever really happen, or are we helping you do your homework for joke-writing class?
2006-10-01 12:41:29 · answer #10 · answered by martino 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋