2006-10-01 05:15:00 · 16 answers · asked by madhura 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
small kids dont need jokes
2006-10-01 05:16:52 · answer #1 · answered by el.tuco 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
grocer put up a sign that read "Eggplants, 25¢ each -- three for a dollar."
All day long, customers came in exclaiming:
"Don't be ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!"
Meekly the grocer capitulated and packaged four eggplants. The tailor next door had been watching these antics and finally asked the grocer, "Aren't you going to fix the mistake on your sign?"
"What mistake?" the grocer asked. "Before I put up that sign no one ever bought more than one eggplant."
After church one Sunday morning, a mother commented, "The choir was
awful this morning."
The father commented, "The sermon was too long."
Their 7-year-old daughter added, "You've got to admit it was a pretty
good show for a dollar."
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?".
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"
2006-10-01 19:18:01 · answer #2 · answered by rajoo r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What washes up on really small beaches?
Answer: Microwaves.
Why don't elephants like playing games in the jungle?
Answer: Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why do gorillas have such big Nostrils?
Answer: Because they have such big fingers.
2006-10-01 06:23:13 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is Red, White, Blue,Black,White, and really stinky.
Answer: A skunk on 4th of July.
2006-10-01 05:31:59 · answer #4 · answered by Elyssa Jo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have the perfect place for you to go to. Try it out and see if you like it. I use this for my kids.
2006-10-01 05:45:29 · answer #5 · answered by johnvarelman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u can tell some thing better types of jokes to ur child as like as frm fairies tell ,teacher student etc
saurabh
2006-10-05 02:23:19 · answer #6 · answered by shiny 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 " i was first a werewolf but i am right noooooooooooooooow
2 mother to a his child on a tree- "Jimmy come down or if you fall and break your both legs don't come running to me."
2006-10-01 20:26:03 · answer #7 · answered by tanam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey KOH, why did Charlie point to Africa? Is he retarded or something? I dont get the joke.
2006-10-01 05:48:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
when that I already told,
what has four legs, barks and it is made out of cement
answer it is a dog silly I just wanted to make it hard
2006-10-01 05:17:43 · answer #9 · answered by Robert G 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do you call a man that never has any money? Nicholas (Nickle-less)
2006-10-01 05:18:14 · answer #10 · answered by OOO! I know! I know! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋