I think I was either Staler or Waldorff in a past life. I keep getting the urge to crack really bad jokes. Could it be true?
2006-10-01 05:08:40 · 7 answers · asked by whynotaskprairiedawn 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
There is a test. Do you get the urge to have someone put there hand up your **** to control your speech and movements.
2006-10-01 05:12:08 · answer #1 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is it that anyone that believes in reincarnation has been someone famous in past lives? Why were you not just Joe Jones from down the block that kicked over from eating too many chili dogs. Who knows about past lives, nobody has lived to tell us. Focus on the life you have now and chill out about jokes. Make sure they are funny before you tell them.
2006-10-01 12:13:36 · answer #2 · answered by kolacat17 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reincarnation?
In my past life I must have been a mean, evil person who mistreated everyone. I must have been a person that took for granted everything. I must have been a big, fat slob that didnt appreciate women and used them. I bet you I was a rich, selfish person which is why my current life is devoid of love, friendship, hope, peace etc.
The hardest thing about life is living here.
-Jax6213
2006-10-01 12:14:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You were not reincarnated. Your ability to crack bad jokes just comes naturally.
2006-10-01 12:12:29 · answer #4 · answered by loufedalis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The local Theosophical Society years ago had a come-as-you-were party where people came dressed as who they were in a past life. About half the people came as Cleopatra, and the other half came as Lincoln.
2006-10-01 12:11:57 · answer #5 · answered by Clown Knows 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reincarnation......NO SUCH THING. The first time you existed was when you were concieved in the womb of your mother. Scientists cannot prove it, Christians dont believe it. It is one of the teachings that came from eastern religions.
2006-10-01 14:40:54 · answer #6 · answered by samchaz1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
may be... now crack a really bad joke and get 10 pts
2006-10-01 12:13:12 · answer #7 · answered by ۞Aum۞ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋