If he even does?
2006-10-01 05:08:08 · 23 answers · asked by ₦âħí»€G 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
When Jesus returns I hope he kicks all of our *****!!!!
2006-10-01 05:09:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No one know when he will return but there are signs which will occur before his presence.Anti- Christ will come as a person.People will say "Christ is in New York, or Christ is in Isreal, but that would be wrong because he will not return in human form.He will judge the living from the dead, and His kingdom will have no end.He will return in the sky for all to see.He will return on a white horse comming down from the sky white a robe on.Its in revelation in the Holy Bible, if you happen to read it.
2006-10-01 12:15:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He will return at the most holy time of year Christmas. It will be a celestial event a great rejoicing will take place as the world resonates in total love and harmony. All religions will become one and peace will again live in all the universe.
2006-10-01 12:15:29 · answer #3 · answered by Wise Old Witch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He already returned. He came as Mohamed and tried to put people back on the true path.
Unfortunately many have lost the message for the third time.
2006-10-01 12:10:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kick butt form.
He will return as a great king with tremendous power.
He'll be upset at the whole Armageddon thing and people making war against Israel too.
2006-10-01 12:09:19 · answer #5 · answered by I'm alive .. still 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the form of a very active imagination
2006-10-01 12:11:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In His resurrected form as John describes Him in Revelation. He will also be seen by all like lightning across the sky, so it may be we will only be able to see His glory as a light.
2006-10-01 12:10:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
JC says "Christ himself declared that people would "see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory" (Matthew 24:30).
2006-10-01 12:14:26 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'll come back as Meryl Streep. That would give some credibility to the act.
2006-10-01 12:12:00 · answer #9 · answered by JAT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She will return as a female.
2006-10-01 12:10:27 · answer #10 · answered by Isis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i know he will have lazer vision and a hydrolic penis and will probably ahve a V12 engine and 45's for feet and if he is lucky then he will have a toung twice as long as your arm and it will be forked 9 times and a belly button of steel
2006-10-01 12:11:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋