witty word play time do you?

Question

do you have a ryme for me, a poem, a riddle, a kind word, for all to read

Answer 1

We, said they, are absolutely happy to have seen,
The downs and ups, and the ups and downs,
And everything in between.

They, said we, are without a doubt delighted with their story,
And hope they'll share their awesome tales
Of elevator glory.

Answer 2

There once lived a guy named Lou
Whose limericks would end at line two

Answer 3

The shortest joke in the world:

A dyslexic walks into a bra...