I'm sorry, if you don't find this the *slightest* bit funny, go ahead and hit *back*.
2006-10-01 03:13:51 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
To give the fundamentalists something to do....
But are you sure he said "forehead" and not "foreskin?"
2006-10-01 03:17:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read your bible; the number isn't "666", that is a mistranslation of the original text. An enduring one, though, which shows how gullible we as a species really are!
You can see from the referenced photograph of the original manuscript that the so-called "number of the beast" is 616, not 666....
2006-10-01 10:19:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In case you visit England and someone (there'll be a queue) has the urge to dangle you from a bridge. Upside down,it will read 999 which is the number for emergencies.Hope they're on a go-slow
2006-10-01 10:20:20 · answer #3 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting. I just answered a question for whynotaskdonna and noticed she has 666 points! Maybe God wants you to hook up with her.
2006-10-01 10:19:49 · answer #4 · answered by idspudnik 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So you don't have to remember your address on the way home from school. You can just look up.
2006-10-02 05:49:29 · answer #5 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put evolution on your forehead.
2006-10-01 11:16:01 · answer #6 · answered by Charles Darwin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so he can call you back later just incase he forgets the number
2006-10-01 10:18:19 · answer #7 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should rush to the nearest tattoo parlor and do it.
2006-10-01 10:16:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You have now proven to others and yourself that GOD IS REAL.
All your remarks are that of things found in Gods word.
so....they are illogical to athiests, and foolish talking to believers.
-LIVE4TRUTH =]
2006-10-01 10:17:20 · answer #9 · answered by LIVE4TRUTH 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jim,,you are Atheist remember,,know your role,,lol..
2006-10-01 10:17:22 · answer #10 · answered by I give you the Glory Father ! 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋