An old lady wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her dead cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead pu^ssy." The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common."
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Doctor: "Your wife either has Alzheimer's or AIDS." Husband: "How can we find out which?" Doctor: "I need you to run a little experiment this weekend. Take your wife to a park and leave her there. If she finds her way home; don't sleep with her."
2006-10-01 03:07:35 · 20 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Naughty naughty naughty Pd,
2006-10-02 02:52:41 · answer #1 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First-4
Second-7
2006-10-01 04:02:13 · answer #2 · answered by abebil 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The second wasnt funny, they are both very serious problems and shouldnt be leughed at... Even the dead pussy if a bad problem for women..lol
2006-10-01 05:40:19 · answer #3 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.Both score 10 out of 10
2006-10-01 03:10:37 · answer #4 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 09:52:21 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are great, I tell the second one often, when I am in a group I can get away with it that is. Peace.
2006-10-01 03:46:55 · answer #6 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
8 and 9, respectfully.
They are both goodies in my book. LOL.
2006-10-02 11:39:14 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eww lol ,8
2006-10-01 22:41:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First joke: 7
Second joke: 8.
2006-10-01 03:32:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
first joke was funny
6
the second was even funnier
8
2006-10-01 05:06:57 · answer #10 · answered by dark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋