Was that bad do you think that scared the little children? I used my special Atheist Satan powers to spontaneously combust. Satan compelled me to do it as a show of his power and glory.
2006-10-01 02:58:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOOL
omg.. do you even know the meaning of atheist?
atheist means you have no belief whatsoever.
so yea.. you are a satanist freak.. not an atheist. :)
2006-10-01 03:03:04 · answer #1 · answered by stumble__replay 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Hmmm? Makes one wonder why, you, the Atheist went to a Christian church this morning. Sure you did. Must have been an amazing sight.
2006-10-01 10:01:57 · answer #2 · answered by Red neck 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I don't think it scared the little children....they are used to that kinda stuff from church. Sunday schools tell horror stories all morning about natural disasters, being eaten by whales, burning in hell, killing people who aren't like them.....they probably took it in stride. As for that hottie Satan...well he makes everyone do bad things....don't feel bad about it....even the xtians do his bidding from time to time.
2006-10-01 10:03:29 · answer #3 · answered by Medusa 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
See, now that isn't so much funny as it is pathetic. I don't care what you believe or don't believe. There are better ways to spend your time that making childish, derogatory remarks about other people's beliefs.
2006-10-01 10:02:13 · answer #4 · answered by Dhara 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Wow, it's a miracle! You spontaneously combusted and came back to life to tell us about it.
2006-10-01 10:12:16 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. G. 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
If those children attended Jesus Camp they were probably cheering.
2006-10-01 10:02:30 · answer #6 · answered by genaddt 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Are you sure you are an atheist?
2006-10-01 12:00:23 · answer #7 · answered by Nabil 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
And you're still alive to ask this question?
2006-10-01 10:01:02 · answer #8 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
What? I can't take your "powers" serious.
2006-10-01 10:02:02 · answer #9 · answered by Da Great 1 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
you should stop drop and roll
2006-10-01 10:03:08 · answer #10 · answered by Zori 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋