I was outside this morning as they were walking in burning a chicken and singing oh my lord the Flying Spaghetti Monster won't you buy me a Mercedes Bendz.
Then I started chanting satan is good satan is our pal.
Did that offend the Christians do you think?
2006-10-01 02:48:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm a Christian and you didn't offend me.
It's GOD you don't want to offend.
2006-10-01 02:51:30 · answer #1 · answered by missingora 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can only give my opinion as I am not privy to the thoughts and feelings of every Christian. But if it were me I would have politely waited for my service to end and then asked you for a wing. I can do a very good Janis Joplin imitation. And satan doesn't worry me because I have faith in my redemption through Jesus.
Not to mention, I do not attend any organized church events because I usually find them offensive. On more than 1 occasion and at more than 1 church, I have been baffled by the unChristian behavior displayed and confused by the sermon because it was misinterpreted.
2006-10-01 10:14:28 · answer #2 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm christian... It won't offend me... But I'll be sad for you...
I'll pray for you...
Mathews 5:38-48 "38 ¶ Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:
39 But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.
40 And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloke also.
41 And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain.
42 Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away.
43 ¶ Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.
44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
45 That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.
46 For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same?
47 And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? do not even the publicans so?
48 Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect."
2006-10-01 09:53:17 · answer #3 · answered by jmdanial 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as you didn't talk about the LAw of fives or the golden apple. COTFSM is blad you should at least move up to becoming a discordian.
2006-10-01 10:28:45 · answer #4 · answered by Labatt113 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The way you say it is like you said it to offend them. When you're trying to offend a child of God, it's God you're trying to offend.
2006-10-01 09:56:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they might if you were actually on their property. after all they might get you for trespassing or being a public nuisance depending upon the laws rules and mores of the community in which you live.
2006-10-01 11:36:07 · answer #6 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You constantly prove you know nothing about God, Jesus, Christianity, and what it takes to be a Christian.
At least you're consistent.
2006-10-01 09:56:03 · answer #7 · answered by Born Again Christian 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably, we christians are typically offended by everything.
Bree
2006-10-01 09:57:22 · answer #8 · answered by BreeCan2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you seriously report me last night or is it the Christians being clever?
2006-10-01 09:55:49 · answer #9 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i haven't used this word in over a decade, but it seems fitting right here, right now...
DUH!
2006-10-01 09:54:17 · answer #10 · answered by ppunk71 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋