The Power of Christ compels you
The Power of Christ compels you
The Power of Christ compels you
The Power of Christ compels you
The Power of Christ compels you
The Power of Christ compels you
The Power of Christ compels you
Be gone satan
The Power of Christ compels you
The Power of Christ compels you
The Power of Christ compels you
The Power of Christ compels you
The Power of Christ compels you
Isn't that kinda wierd?
2006-10-01 02:38:16 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You have been watching too many old movies Jim.
Turn off the tv shut down the computer and get outside. I'm going to. We both need some fresh air.
Love and blessings
Don
2006-10-01 02:43:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So did you feign a seizure and start speaking in tongues for a couple of minutes, then, in a trance-like state, begin to state that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true God, and the power of his noodly appendage compells their disbelief?
2006-10-01 02:42:39 · answer #2 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you're an atheist, why are you in church? You've created your own problem. Why not go bra shopping and complain that they have nothing for you?
By the way.. I've never heard of such a church.. lay off the movies
2006-10-01 02:52:31 · answer #3 · answered by maxima 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is good that you are going to church.
Perhaps they should treat you with love as taught by Christ.
If you go to church for spiritual guidance, Christ would definitely guide your steps.
If you go there to seek their faults for critizing and they treat you kindly, you would have nothing to say against them, then you may become their friend.
I think good result will occur for you and for them if everybody practices the selfless love of God.
2006-10-01 02:50:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a church full of Carrie's mothers. Scary.
2006-10-01 02:42:10 · answer #5 · answered by bif2lucky 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your not listening, They are saying
The power of christ controls you.
Think about it.
2006-10-01 02:41:12 · answer #6 · answered by Bear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are very lucky.
The last time I went to church, they began gathering kindling and asking anyone for matches.
I didn't wait around after they began collecting ropes and discussing the best kind of knot to use to tie me to the stake they were preparing to burn.
In the name of Jesus, of course.
2006-10-01 02:44:16 · answer #7 · answered by Left the building 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
LOL what church was this? Sounds very weird.Thanks for the laugh, I needed it. But somehow I doubt seriously that you are going to a church.
2006-10-01 02:40:09 · answer #8 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
would say this is one of the rituals and ceremonies of this particular denomination. might try a different Church or denomination as the Church I attend does not do this.
2006-10-01 02:41:05 · answer #9 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess that is. They did that in Family Guy to when Chris starts talking slang, Peter thinks that he is possessed and does the same thing. That is kinda funny i guess.
2006-10-01 02:40:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋