Questions to ponder....?

Question

Whoever gives me 5 of the funniest questions to ponder, voted by me, gets the 10 points.
I'll get you started.

1) If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

2)If a stealth bomber crashes in the woods, does it make a sound?

3)Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

4) What do they use to ship styrofoam?

5)Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afrais someone might clean them?

Answer 1

more than 5 but....enjoy........................


* Atheism is a non-prophet organization?
* Is the main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live?
* If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
* If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
* Is there another word for synonym?
* Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
* What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
* If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
* Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
* If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
* Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
* Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
* Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
* What was the best thing before sliced bread?
* One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
* Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
* How is it possible to have a civil war?
* If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
* If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
* If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
* Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
* Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
* Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? I know why the numbers are in this order but not the alphabet:-)
* If the "blackbox" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?
* If your parents didn't have children, are your chances good that you won't either.

Answer 2

1) why do people constantly return to the fridge in hopes something good to eat will appear?
2)what happens if u get a paper cut from a get well card?
3)if u only have 1 eye, are u blinking or winking?
4) Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
5)Why do people duck in the rain?? do they really think it wont hit them?
6) You know the saying "throw ya hands in the air like ya don't care"? why bother doing that if you dont care?
7) If the pope goes to te bathroom, is it considered holy crap?
8) How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?
9)Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
10) Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
11)Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?
12) Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
13)Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
14) Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
15) Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
16)Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.
17)If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

kk there ya go hope ur happy

Answer 3

1.) If a cow laughs does milk come out it's nose?

2.) Why is there Braille on the drive up ATM?

3.) How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

4.) Ear pierced while you wait. Can they be removed so I can pick them up later?

5.) How many dumb question can be asked at Yahoo answers in a day?

Answer 4

1-If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

2-Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?

3-Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??

4-Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?

5-Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!

Answer 5

Literal questions:
1.What blows your ming?
A little bullet about yea big, but that is not the answer.
2. What burns your butt?
A little flame about Yea high, but that is not the answer.
3. What chaps your hide?
A wet saddle on hot day, but that is not the answer.
4. What ruffles you feather?
An egg coming out your behind, but that is not the answer.
5. What's not your answer?
That is exactly the answer.

Answer 6

If a cow laughs, does milk come our her nose?
If a dyslexic walks into a bra, does she still get drunk or just get the support she was needing?
Can I ask you a question?
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Do you put a question mark at the end of a rhetorical question?

Hehe, thats all for now.
:)

Answer 7

i gotta better one, check this out!

1. if u know ti quan do, does ti quan do kno u from afar or beyond?

2. Jack: hey u whats ur name?
Omi: omi
Jack: yes u whats ur name?
Omi: omi!!!
Jack: YES U, WHATS UR NAME???
omi: OMI, OMI, OMI OMI, OMI

3. ya know, if you do this to doing that in this or thats this into the that do do thats this or dats this that u do, what can u do?

4. cash = change
Change= money
money= richness
Dont turn rich, turn poor, u will just join them as soon as u get rich

5. since this may get right, i leave u with these words.........

Answer 8

If you laughed your head off where would it roll?
If you cried your eyes out, could you still see?
If it blew your mind are you still sane?

Answer 9

lol cant think of anything