The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period," reported Johnnie. "Well I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period."
"Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
2006-10-01 02:02:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
haha like i said i love the jokes with the little kids--lol thank you babii
2006-10-01 09:15:13 · answer #1 · answered by lila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the best joker i no
2006-10-01 09:06:01 · answer #2 · answered by AYU 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hick hick hick heeeeee heehehehehe what a dumb lame uninteresting piece of crap
2006-10-01 09:05:53 · answer #3 · answered by babe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee heee heehe
2006-10-01 09:04:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-10-01 16:02:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the point of this post is?
2006-10-01 09:04:52 · answer #6 · answered by anabele6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahahahha, i swear im still laughing
2006-10-01 09:06:36 · answer #7 · answered by dede 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice few more pls
2006-10-01 09:08:52 · answer #8 · answered by coolguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. funny stuff.
2006-10-01 09:10:44 · answer #9 · answered by standstill 22 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha!!!!!
2006-10-01 09:05:08 · answer #10 · answered by sarah k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋