these r not meant to b racist
jamacan man called winston say to his wife
"wife its time u went to the doctor"
wife"idont need to see the doctor"
husband "yes woman u need to see the doctor"
they argue 4a bit she agrees to go
wen she gets bac husband asks wat the doctor said
"wat did the dotor say about ur big ugly hairy face"
wife"the doctor say my big ugly hairy face is fine"
husband "wat did the doctor say bout ur big fat saggy t**s"
wife "he said my big fat saggy t**s r fine"
husband "wat did the doctor say bout ur big fat wobbly ar*e"
wife "he didnt mention u"
father and son on a plane the captain comes down and says sorry we are experiencing problems we are going to hav to ask anyone wif names begginging wif a b c to evacuate via exits to my left and right the arabs blacks and coons
little boy turns to his dad and says dad thats us dad turns to son and says no son 2day we are wogs
any body got any others jot then down
i say again these are not racist jokes
2006-10-01 01:43:09 · 19 answers · asked by hayz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok i had a msg that said its not up to 2 decide if these jokes r racist i put the comment in the 1st place because i didnt want ppl 2 think i was racist im not but these jokes were funny so i didnt want to cause any offence wen writin them that is y i put the comment
2006-10-01 05:19:45 · update #1
niice!
good job!
2006-10-01 02:55:38 · answer #1 · answered by Pinky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
coloured couple trying for years to have kids but have no luck so husband tells wife to go to doctor for a check up to make sure everything working ok. she goes the next day and when she returns home she tells husband that she is ok and that the doctor suggested that he should also go for a medical. so next day he goes to doctors. he arrives back home and he is wearing a brand new pin stripe suit and carrying a brolly and a briefcase. wife is surprised at what he's wearing but wants to know what the doctor said. husband says, the doc say ahm impotent, so from now on ahm actin' impotent.
2006-10-04 09:43:02 · answer #2 · answered by mine of useless information 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you can't say these aren't racist jokes and then tell racist jokes.
What if I say I'm rich, does that make me rich.
Why doesn't the world work like this? Why why
2006-10-01 21:39:07 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please remember it's not you who decides whether or not they are racist jokes although personally, I'm not offended.
What did the husband say to the wife? You mean he actually got a word in?
2006-10-01 04:07:34 · answer #4 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The break up letter, God's email and definition of spouse and mom have been only too stable. day after today morning the 1st component i could be doing ofcourse after brushing my teeth could be telling them to my friends! You deserve lots of stars! ok my character map isnt allowing me to repeat stars, so please regulate with those hearts! ??????????????????????????????????????... LOL God is conscious what number thumbs down i'm going to get for this one! besides, Cheers! :) Rudra
2016-10-18 07:20:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved the 1st joke the best but didn't really understand the 2nd.
LoooooL. got anymore. u made my day. (wicked step mother)
2006-10-01 12:50:31 · answer #6 · answered by jennifer p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL but they were goin round on msn so i heard em.
2006-10-01 02:52:44 · answer #7 · answered by Fariy_God_Sistah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard em.
2006-10-01 01:45:47 · answer #8 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crap....thx for the points tho!
2006-10-01 03:09:55 · answer #9 · answered by Confused?! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So what was the question?
2006-10-01 02:58:04 · answer #10 · answered by Sylar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋