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Colin meets a girl on the street. He says, "Come on, babe, let's go in the alleyway and get it on. I've got fifteen bucks."

She says, "FIFTEEN bucks? You're crazy. For fifteen bucks, I'll let you LOOK at it."

They go into the alleyway, she pulls down her pants, and he gets down on his knees. But he can't see anything, because it's too dark, so he gets out his lighter. He lights his lighter, and he says, "My God, your pubic hair... it's so curly and thick... it's BEAUTIFUL."

She says, "Thank you."

He says, "You mind if I ask you a personal question?"

She says, "Go ahead."

He says, "Can you pee through all that hair?"

She says, "Of course."

He says, "Well, you better start. You're on fire."

2006-10-01 01:41:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

12 answers

ewwwww hahaha no hair for me...omg that must suck lol

2006-10-01 09:07:47 · answer #1 · answered by lila 3 · 0 0

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2006-10-01 01:42:52 · answer #2 · answered by d d 1 · 0 0

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2016-10-15 09:51:03 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I like my beavers bald, now that a turn on.

2006-10-01 01:44:08 · answer #4 · answered by shambo 2 · 0 0

Life, Love , and the good Lord above................. What is this world coming to.

2006-10-01 01:58:10 · answer #5 · answered by nothere 2 · 0 0

no it doesnt effect me,besides i think it would be cruel to shave my dog lol

2006-10-01 01:53:40 · answer #6 · answered by bigbadbald33 2 · 0 0

omg lol eww

2006-10-01 08:37:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How cute.. and yet disturbing

2006-10-01 01:43:03 · answer #8 · answered by kibbles 3 · 0 0

good one

2006-10-01 01:58:03 · answer #9 · answered by coolguy 2 · 0 0

hee hee hee

2006-10-01 01:43:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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