hwy thought id open this so ppl can come along and write short jokes no long ones plz short and sweet
whats grey has 4 legs and a trunk
a mouse goin on holiday
if 2 company 3 a crowd wats the definition of 4 and 5
9
how do u keep a muppet in suspence
ill tell u 2moro
happy jokin hope evryone will give each other thumbs up ill b reading so hope ill b laughin cheers
2006-10-01 01:23:07 · 41 answers · asked by hayz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
these jokes r definatly passin the naff test but i hav to say the r makin me laugh i think the naf ones r the best lol keep goin
2006-10-01 05:15:46 · update #1
hey i dont wna choose a best coz i like em all so will leave it up 2 u guys
2006-10-04 11:38:46 · update #2
im glad ppl r enjoyin addin to this its just a bit of fun i didnt think id get this much response and there are some crackin jokes on here i said naff was best lol
2006-10-08 10:58:49 · update #3
what made the grass laugh... The hoe hoe hoe
2006-10-01 01:24:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What Quite and Smells like Worns?
Bird Farts
How do you make a Blond Laugh On Saturday?
Tell them a joke on Wednesday
What do you find up a clean nose?
Fingerprints
How can you tell a Women is having a bad day?
She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.
What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
:About 45 pounds!!
:What is the difference between a huband and a boyfriend?
:About 45 minutes.
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Scared the hell out of the dog
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair
Two elephants walk off a cliff...
Boom! Boom!!!
Just a faw One liners to keep the world lauging
PS If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
AND
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Got Some More For You
Two lepers are playing cards.
One threw his hand in and the other laughed his head off!
Jesus paid for our sins, Now, lets get our money's worth.
Be nice to your kids, They'll choose your nursing home.
I used to be open minded, but my brains kept falling out
I'm not a complete idiot, Some parts are missing.
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia
2006-10-08 13:42:36 · answer #2 · answered by mozzie_2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No Idea! (Bom Bom!)
My brother had a joke when he was younger and still to this day, it's the worst joke ever...
What's black, dangerous and lives in a tree?
A crow with a machine gun!
That has to be the naffest joke EVER known to man!
2006-10-08 10:40:08 · answer #3 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes.
What would you do with a wombat?
Play wom.
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken's foot.
What should you do if your dog swallows your pen?
Use a pencil.
2006-10-06 05:48:36 · answer #4 · answered by FrozenCamel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's brown & sticky?
A stick
What's round & orange?
An orange
What's green and pear shaped?
A Pear
2006-10-04 08:57:39 · answer #5 · answered by icklegeek 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's yellow on the inside and gray on the outside?
A banana disguised as an elephant!.
2006-10-06 11:08:40 · answer #6 · answered by willow_muff_diver_uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the fish cry?....because the sea weed.
Whats black and hangs from a light socket?...an Irish electrian.
To many to type here...just buy the new Peter Kay video.
2 lumps of sick walking down the road, 1 started crying, the other said what are you crying for, the first 1 said I was brought up round here...
2006-10-01 02:12:25 · answer #7 · answered by Old Man of Coniston!. 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My contribution:
Did you hear the joke about oil?
I can't tell it- it's too crude!
Did you hear the joke about a fence?
I won't tell it - you won't get over it!
What do you call a deaf Irishman?
Anything you like; he can't hear you!
What game do Asian children play
Hide and Sikh!
Hope these naff jokes help. L.O.L.
2006-10-06 07:14:13 · answer #8 · answered by Phil P 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between Pamela Anderson and a Skoda?
A: You feel a real tit in a Skoda
2006-10-05 03:37:49 · answer #9 · answered by crazychicklisieloo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I find jokes a whole lot funnier if they're not in text format.
If friction creates heat, how long does it take a dog to f**k a bucket of water to boiling point.
Answer: As long as it would take you and me to sandpaper an elephant down to a greyhound.
2006-10-04 06:40:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Where is an Elephants Sex Organ??
In its foot ,if it stamps on you you are F....d.
How many Elephants can you fit in a Mini??
4/2in the back and 2 in the front.
2006-10-01 01:47:56 · answer #11 · answered by mentor 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋