could we smoke the same bag like 20 times over? could we eat the same pizza three times? what would you go back and do? i would make my self rich and famous!!!! then i would take over the world muhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha. so what are we going to do tonight kitty?, ( inside joke ha hhaa, ) the same thing we do every night cheesesteak. whats that kitty? to take over the world!!
2006-10-01 01:12:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One tip when riding in a time machine:
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
2006-10-01 01:18:27 · answer #1 · answered by Noble 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most of us have been at a point in our life where we have said,
"If I could turn back the hands of time" After I divorced my husband of 30 years I thought that. What if I had married so and so instead, but you know I'd marry him all over again because I love my children so much and most of our years of marriage were really great....
2006-10-01 08:32:02 · answer #2 · answered by easinclair 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
first of, i will go back to the beginning of time...i will trace the genetic pool of any world or political leader that allowed any kind of war to happen, or any crime to happen....i will try to brainwash them to become celibate so they will not generate any offspring...same with people who have rage and violence inside them...i will just keep the laid back happy go lucky people who will not even care if all they eat are fruits from trees...no animals will be killed, no trees will be cut....we dont have to wear clothes, no detergent....nature is left intact...no mining...no oils...(cause of war) no coal...(causing black lung to miners) the plan is endless.....i dont think we have enough space here..... and yes...i'm down to taking over the world...and that's what im going to do......that is if i can go back in time.
2006-10-01 11:51:59 · answer #3 · answered by ♦cat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some animals have eyes on the side of the head. Others have it on top of the head. Have you wondered why you have yours on the front of your head? I bet you have a twisted neck from trying to look back too often!
2006-10-01 09:09:20 · answer #4 · answered by Tom Cat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would go back a long time and change a decision I made to experiment with something (that shouldn't have hurt me, but did, very badly, it just about destroyed my life!)
2006-10-01 09:00:10 · answer #5 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the heck??
If we could time travel and change stuff, the time and space continuim would be disrupted, and time itself would be fluid....
muhahahaha.
All I'm saying is that a small change in the past can result in a big change in the future.
2006-10-01 08:25:43 · answer #6 · answered by zack_falcon 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would marry my first wife but try not to repeat the mistake i made. and yes but first i will propose 2 my girlfriend , as i didn't had the guts 2 do the first time.
2006-10-01 08:22:20 · answer #7 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if you want to go in the future then don't go 5 billion years later cause then earth would be dead by then cause the sun will shrink and will not support enough heat. its true!!!! :) :) we will die in 5 billion years
2006-10-01 10:18:50 · answer #8 · answered by creampie2008 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame. Doggy.
2006-10-01 08:17:49 · answer #9 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wouldn't marry my first two wives.
2006-10-01 08:18:47 · answer #10 · answered by Cal 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋