I've stopped drinking and eating fatty foods I don't smoke had sex change to a man I keep keep pigs for a living and often crawl around in lofts because im a Roof Thatcher, I drive 50 miles a day to work and often have the windows down because the smell makes me want to yak I have snow in my car in winter and it costs me a fortune to valet it. even they have commented about the strange smell, one asked if I was keeping dead bodies in it! My wife moved into a Travelodge for a week just to get some clean air when I visited I could see people looking at me and sniffing 6-8 feet away and u can smell it my shirt will actually be dripping often. Were a close family my wife is my cousin so its hard to keep things private social gatherings are a nightmare (they even replaced herring bites at a wedding because people thought they were off I ate them though and that caused flatulance so bad I was punched and headbutted by 6 people 1 an 8 y-old! got arrested and banned frm future events. Help me!
2006-10-01 00:59:32 · 26 answers · asked by the hillman hunter 1 in Health ➔ Mental Health
fishy ladyboy... that's you that is!!!
2006-10-01 01:01:47 · answer #1 · answered by KU 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well...for some odd reason. they say when a pet get dowsed by skunk smell....rub it down in tomatoe juice...now this would be impossible i imagine....but what if you used a spray bottle with a fine mist for the auto?...if the seats are leather,...clean them first with some kind of good cleaner and shampoo the rugs..then put blankets over them to keep them fresh and use the tomatoe juice fine spray..as for your cloths..use bleach everynight and wash them everynight....thank goodness you have an excuse not to go to any more family events...I do hope you can get this sorted out...it sounds like you have a mountain to climb.......and there might be something here you can use...http://www.home-improvement-source.com/tips_getting_rid_of_odors.html........good luck
2006-10-01 09:20:47 · answer #2 · answered by MotherKittyKat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your life sounds wonderful, in fact almost perfect. Think about it, you had a sex change to a man and your wife, i.e, lesbian lover is still with you! Life could be considerably worse, you could be living as a homeless street perfomer in Provo Utah, sleeping in a ditch, making love to stray goats, and eating roadkilled turkey-vultures. I suggest you stop your obsession with smell regardless of how bad it is and find yourself a stray goat so as you may feel what your life could be like if you didnt have that dedicated wife.
2006-10-01 08:24:33 · answer #3 · answered by wackywallwalker 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would suggest bathing often and using a deoderant soap like irish spring or zest. Make sure it says deoderant and antibacterial. Germs on your skin is what causes you to smell. Spray fabric refresher in your car and anywhere else that smells. As for people calling you names, they need to get over it and grow up.
2006-10-01 08:14:04 · answer #4 · answered by Ms. Ford 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW, your wife moved upmarket to the Travelodge??
Keep up the good work.
2006-10-01 08:13:54 · answer #5 · answered by MISS B.ITCH 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would advise using hippo deodorant: it's the strongest stuff on the market. Not the normal market, the black market. The normal market doesn't have anything strong enough for what it sounds like you need.
2006-10-01 08:08:34 · answer #6 · answered by Steve-Bob 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat the pigs. Stay home. Finish this novel.
2006-10-01 08:12:39 · answer #7 · answered by who_me? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take a bath, wash your hair, wash your clothes, scrub your house, and your car. and then buy air freshinor, and that little green smelly tree to put into your car.
2006-10-01 09:16:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm sorry to hear this. it sounds to me you are being bullied.
i would suggest you move as far as you can from that mean place you live.
good luck!
and maybe you see doctor about smeel it could be blocked gland or something!
2006-10-01 11:10:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you have it all - I have nothing to add that will help in the least, but thanks for the points.
However bad it gets, there is always someone worse off than you.
2006-10-01 08:03:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mamma says that it is when people STOP talking about you that you need to worry, stinky lady.
2006-10-01 08:08:31 · answer #11 · answered by Sleek 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋