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2006-10-01 00:56:11 · 8 answers · asked by hey_finny 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two career drunks were extremely thirsty one Saturday night and decided to go to the store to get some cheap booze. In the store, the first drunk says, "All right, I have 87 cents; how much do you have?" His friend replies, "I have a dollar. What can we get for $1.87?" The first spots a big Italian sausage on the rack for only $1.80 and has a great idea. "Hey, here's what we can do" he says. "We'll buy that sausage there and put it in my pants. We'll go into a bar and order drinks. After the drinks are gone, I'll pull out the sausage and you start sucking on it. They'll kick us out of the bar and we won't have to pay!"
The second drunk agrees and they head off to the bar. They walk in and order two beers and drink them down. When the beer is gone,the first drunk whips the sausage out and the second starts sucking on it. "What the hell are you doing? Get out of my bar!" says the bartender, and the two run out laughing. "That was great, and it didn't cost us a cent" says the second drunk. "Let's do it again!"
So off they run to another bar for a repeat performance. This continues through the night. At the end of the night, after about the 20th bar, the second drunk says "Man what a great night. All this drinking is making me hungry. Hey, pull out that sausage and let's eat it."
"Sausage?" says the first. "I ate the sausage about eight bars ago!"
2006-10-01 05:04:42 · answer #1 · answered by Spaghetti MY 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What approximately percription drugs? human beings can abuse them, have undesirable section outcomes and die from them too. a lot of human beings take percription drugs that don't also have a percription for them does that make it ok only because of the fact they're criminal? drugs that are unlawful the place you reside would desire to be allowed someplace else so its confusing to declare.
2016-10-18 07:18:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This drunk in front of a bar was trying to unlock his car door with some difficulty. A policeman walked up to him and asked,"You aren't planning to drive that car are you?" The drunk replied," Hell yes, I'm in no condition to walk."
2006-10-01 01:10:21 · answer #3 · answered by Cal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The worst part of sobriety is discovering the personality that made you drink in the first place.
2006-10-01 01:00:01 · answer #4 · answered by Rod 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Spaghetti My, that joke rocked, very funny.
2006-10-01 17:24:30 · answer #5 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know of any. I only know that work is the curse of the drinking class!
2006-10-01 02:14:26 · answer #6 · answered by survivor 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
only the one where your old lady is mad and pees in your beer and gives you date rape drug and you wake up with sore a** and bad taste in your mouth,then you tell your buddy about bad dream you had and he says he had similar experience and dont want to talk about it.
2006-10-01 01:02:30 · answer #7 · answered by myke4urnot 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
why do tweekers do it doggie style?
answer: so they can both look out the window
2006-10-01 01:30:10 · answer #8 · answered by jessandduane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋