I really do love this country, but...
1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille.
2006-10-01 00:34:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny how about Hollywood movies?? :-)
2006-10-01 00:52:34 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This iz ALL true every last single word of it iz true Why do banks leave both doors open but then have their pens chained 2 the counters u are a very wise man and i applaud u on your wiseness.
2006-10-01 11:39:42 · answer #2 · answered by yung wun 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats Good
2006-10-01 08:57:23 · answer #3 · answered by Arun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right on the head of the nail buddy!
2006-10-01 08:40:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO !!!!!THESE ARE SO TRUE! WHY WOULD A BLIND PERSON DRIVE IN THE FIRST PLACE TO GO TO AN ATM! I ALSO LIKE THE ONE ABOUT THE BANK! THEY WERE GREAT! THANKS!
2006-10-01 07:45:15 · answer #5 · answered by Butterfly Goddess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA! Made me smile!
2006-10-01 10:37:42 · answer #6 · answered by Confused?! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-10-01 08:33:57 · answer #7 · answered by jessandduane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are so true i didn't know whether to laugh or cry?? i laughed. he he.
2006-10-01 10:33:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋