Any one want to hear a newfie joke?

Question

TYPICAL NEWFIE BABY!!!!! A Newfoundlander is drinking in a New York bar when he
gets a call on his cell phone
When the call ends, he orders drinks for
everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife
has just produced a
typical Newfoundland baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at
25 pounds, but the
Newfoundlander just shrugs, "That's about average up
North, folks...like I
said - my boy's a typical Newfoundland baby boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many
exclamations of
WOW"! Were heard. One woman actually fainted due to
sympathy pains.
Two weeks later the Newfoundlander returns to the bar.
The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that
typical Newfoundland
baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you?
Everybody's been making'
bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna
call you....... so
how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers,
”Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What
happened? He already weighed
25 pounds the day he was born."
The Newfoundland father takes a slow swig from his
Black Horse beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the
bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised".
God Bless Newfoundland!!!

Answer 1

oh... my ....thanks for sharing :-)

Answer 2

Very good. It proves the theory that Newfies are the most confident guys in the world. I mean, who else would have half his dick chopped off before he knew how big it was going to be?

Answer 3

Hm a Mexican joke - LOL (no racial offense intended)

Answer 4

nope

Answer 5

lol

Answer 6

sorry no LOL

Answer 7

Boooo !!!