What is the best joke you have played on someone?

Question

A friend of mine was a royalist. So I fixed his toilet so when he sat down it would play "God save the queeen"

Answer 1

A coworker bought a new car, and once a week for 3 weeks, we added 5 gallons of gas. He kept bragging about how good the gas mileage was. Then, once a week for 3 weeks, we siphoned 5 gallons, he kept taking the car back to the shop, they couldn't find out why the gas mileage got so bad....we never told him....

Answer 2

A friend bought a bear that was originally a dancing bear from a circus. He kept it in a building in back of his house. We got together and decided to play a joke on a guy in the neighborhood that was always stealing things.
So I went to him and told him that I knew a guy who kept several hundred dollars in a shoe box, under some carpet in a building in back of his house. We made plans to go and get it that night. I told him to go inside this little building and I would keep watch for him while he got the money. I told him not to turn his flashlight on until I closed the door. After he went inside the building, I locked the door from the outside. When he turned the flashlight on he was face to face with a 500 pound brown bear. The door was locked and he couldn't get out. I've never heard a man scream like a woman before. I think it scared the bear even more than him. The louder the bear roared the louder this guy screamed. It was hilarious.

Another time we were having a party. I put a tape recorder behind the toilet and rigged it so it would come on when someone sat down on it. This girl sat down on the toilet and a loud manly voice said, "Hey, take it easy. I'm working down here." It scared the crap out of her.

Answer 3

I have played a few good jokes. I remember this one well. One night i was making a jug of grape juice. My Husband was in the other room. I had put some of the juice concentrate on my hand. I started screaming and he ran into the kitchen. I told him that i had chopped off my finger while slicing an onion. He almost fainted. To this day, when i make grape juice, i think of that. After i explained my little prank, he gave me so much crap. Oh well, we only live once. When i was a teenager, nothing rocked more than making crank calls. My friend and i pulled some nasty ones. One time, we called a bakery, and ordered a birthday cake for our friend. On that day, we saw her approaching my friends house. We said, where are you going? Oh, the bakery called my mom, i have something to pick up there. We could hardly breathe from trying to hold in our laughter. In grade ten, my friend and i, ordered a pair of golf shoes from a major catalouge for our history teacher. Three days later, the announcent ment came over the pa system. He had a very quizzical look on his face, while we were there biting the insides of our cheeks.

Answer 4

This is a long 1.........a few years ago my friends and i decided to play an april fools trick on this guy who really loved himself and thought he was a God. I phoned him and recorded the conversation. I told him that i was from a well known family planning agency and that we were doing some research into a new contraceptive. I asked if he would be willing to take part to test the new drug, i.e. he would have to sleep with 1 of the girls, no onus on him if she became pregant, obviously knowing what he is like he jumped at the chance. I then asked him various questions finishing up with "do u mind me asking sir, what is the size of your penis on full errection" to which he replied 8" inches. The following week we took the recording to our local nightclub, where the jerk goes and got the dj to play the last bit. The whole club were laughing at this guy and he is now known as 8".yeah right!.....lol

Answer 5

My friends across the road bought a halloween projector to play images on the side of the house at night for the kids.
I work about 3 miles away.
Whilst working one evening a colleague phoned me. She lives in front of the people with the projector. She was laughing while talking to me because she was watching them having trouble getting it aimed on the house. It was her idea (wish I could take the credit) for me to phone them up and ask if they were trying out the projector because I could see the batman motif in the air from work. The husband fell for it hook line and sinker!! At first he didn't believe I was in work but after talking to some co -staff (they were in on it) he went for it. The projector spent the next 2 hours facing up into the sky.
Oh how we laughed!!

Answer 6

The other day, my mum and I were out raking leaves and I found a chicken egg, which my dad had thrown outside, as it had passed its USE-BY date.

Usually the eggs break against the chicken-wire fence, but this one didn't-- the expiry date was 'June 26, 2006'.

I can't STAND my boyfriend's mother, and I had a plan to put the egg inside her carton in the fridge, but by the time I thought of it, my mum had thrown the egg away...

How funny would it be that, when she was preparing a cake, quiche or breakfast or something, she'd crack open a super-rotten egg to stink out her kitchen for days...... damnnnnnn, I so wish I had got to do that one!!!

Answer 7

I have a friend who is very impressed that the company we work for has bought and displayed so many of my photographs. Of course, since they are NOT mine, I swore her to secrecy cause I didn't want our coworkers to know that I was an artist. Guess I'll have to tell her the truth one of these days.

Answer 8

years ago (before we had computers), my friend was going to see David Bowie in concert and we were all jealous cos he wouldn't stop going on about it. So we got a poster cut it and typed "free back stage pass" on it and covered it in sticky back plastic. I posted it to him with a letter saying his ticket number had been picked in a raffle and he could meet Bowie in person if he produced pass at concert. He did just that and was motified when told it was not valid. Never let on it was me. Still laugh about that to this day.

Answer 9

Last night I went with my friend to pick up her Geramn exhange partner, but they were delayed by three hours so we drove back to her house.
In the car we began plotting... (hehe)
We arrived at her house and her dad thought that she had arrived with the partner. He hadn't seen me for three years, and I took off my glasses, and in a german accent i ssaid "Guten Tag!" and acted like the exchange partner for half an hour, until my friends brothers told him the truth.
Dosen't sound so funny now, but trust me it was.

Answer 10

i played this on my kids:

when they were 2, there was a thunderstorm that had them scared. i kept telling them that thunder couldn't hurt them as it was only a sound. to prove it, i went outside in the rain as they watched from the window. at the next peal of thunder, i dropped to the ground. clutching my chest. they didn't think it was near as funny as i did.