HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN.
* Wine her,
* Dine her,
* Call her,
* Hug her,
* Support her,
* Hold her,
* Surprise her,
* Compliment her,
* Smile at her,
* Listen to her,
* Laugh with her,
* Cry with her,
* Romance her,
* Encourage her,
* Believe in her,
* Pray with her,
* Pray for her,
* Cuddle with her,
* Shop with her,
* Give her jewelry,
* Buy her flowers,
* Hold her hand,
* Write love letters to her,
* Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
* Show up naked ...
* Bring food ...
* Don't block the TV
2006-10-01 00:21:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very true but you forgot that when you impress a man you bring beer as well.
2006-10-01 00:32:44 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very true. You missed one out the most important one in the woman category though: Bulls**t her
2006-10-01 07:24:47 · answer #2 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will be a big failure if you do these things to try and attract woman . Seriously youll come across as boring and needy .
2006-10-01 07:24:20 · answer #3 · answered by badass-mofu 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To women add "Respect and honor her"
To men add "Bring the beer"
Now you've hit the nail on the head!
2006-10-01 07:33:58 · answer #4 · answered by easinclair 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny - but only showing me naked won't make me happy LOL
2006-10-01 07:26:09 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1-surprise her
2-show up naked
2006-10-01 07:27:06 · answer #6 · answered by dave 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this before. Good try though.
2006-10-01 09:15:04 · answer #7 · answered by Mahoganie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so true....
thanks for the laugh
2006-10-01 10:33:33 · answer #8 · answered by Deanna H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true dat my man,its the word of GOD!
2006-10-01 07:32:07 · answer #9 · answered by myke4urnot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very true
2006-10-01 08:40:21 · answer #10 · answered by rockinsaint 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋