I need some good clean jokes to pull one some one.?

Question

I'm in the hostel so there is a lot of boys.

For example short sheeting the bed or putting cling wrap on the toilet and so on

Answer 1

You love to hate the one who loves the one you hate to love.
tell him that....or
Not all scars show. Not all wounds heel. Sometimes you can't see the pain that you feel.

do not use them as jokes but make them representing u..

Answer 2

he engineer in a hotel is a man wise in the ways of things mechanical. He is never intentionally offensive. He cannot help it if you gain the mistaken impression that he thinks youre a dummy. So when you say to him 'My heater isn't working,' and he asks, "did you turn the knob to the 'on' position ?" Dont get upset. All he wants to know is if you know how to put your fingers on a knob and turn it, and if u can read the word 'on'.
When you call concerning your TV set, the operator tells the engineer : 'Room 121, TV set.'
When the engineer does arrive, you're in the shower, of course. Engineers make it a point to arrive only when you're not in the room, when youre in the shower, when youre on long distance or when your room service supper is being served.
Engineers are like doctors. They ask, "what seems to be the trouble?" and then doesnt listen to your answer.

As youre saying, "the NBA playoffs began at 6," he's looking at your TV set.The engineer, with his vast knowledge, then proceeds to tell you whats wrong.

"Its not on, he says, "this set isn't turned on."
"I know," you answer.
"see the little knob that says 'on/off'? you have to press it in."
"I pressed it in," you plead. "I have one at home!"
"Look," says the engineer, "Its not plugged in. You see sir, these sets have to be plugged in. They run on electricity."
"I know that! I know! Didnt the operatortell you?!!"
"Here;s your trouble, he says, the plug's broken. You need a new plug."

"That's what i told her! I swear! i said the plug was broken!" Youre fighting for the engineer's respect. For some idiotic reasons you want this man to love you.
" No wonder this set doesnt work,"the engineer says."Look at this right here. see? the prongs are loose."
"loose prongs, eh ?" you reply, having decided the hell with it.
"All you need is a new plug. Nothing's wrong with the set itself."
"Really? all i need is a new plug? well, i'll be darned," you say. Its a case of being resigned to the fact that the engineer is convinced that youre a dummy, but at least you want him to find u an agreeable dummy.
"Trouble is," the supply room is closed. "i'll get a plug up here first thing in the morning."
Conclusion: when the engineer arrives, stay in the shower.
Unless there's sumthing wrong with the shower

Answer 3

When one of them is sleeping, shine two flashlights in his eyes and yell, "LOOK OUT! TRUCK!" He should wake up and scream.