A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom.
When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride where she sees all of him well.
Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly, "What's THAT?", pointing to a small part of his anatomy.
He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."
And she, in amazement asked, "Is that all we have left?"
2006-09-30 22:39:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Whoa!! LOL. LOL. LOL. That's a good one!
2006-10-02 13:50:32 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The newlyweds had remained chaste and had not seen each other nude until the wedding night.
She said. "I hope you don't mind but I an flat chested." and she removed her shirt and false breasts.
The husband stared at his wife's chest, which was flat as a boy.
He said,"I don't care. I hope you don't mind but I am like a baby down there."
The wife decided sex wasn't that important if they loved each other. Her husband took off his pants and she screamed."W- w-what's that? I thought you said you were like a baby?"
He said yeah."11 pounds 4 ounces and 16 inches long."
2006-09-30 23:19:39 · answer #2 · answered by al p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha an innocent bride becoming bad soon LOL
2006-09-30 23:02:44 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm not likely to omit the marriage of friends only because of the fact they have a daft song determination. it is not in regards to the entertainment. besides, if i'm invited to the marriage, possibly i understand adequate approximately them to understand that it quite is a few thing that they'd pull.
2016-10-18 07:14:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
U need 2 recharged it, before u can use it again.
2006-09-30 23:28:18 · answer #5 · answered by koh h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that was very funny i'am pmsl here thank you
2006-09-30 22:52:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha good one!
lol hehe
2006-09-30 22:47:02 · answer #7 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny....
2006-09-30 22:50:06 · answer #8 · answered by First Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He // No no just fondle it a little and wait , it will grow again.!!!!
2006-09-30 23:03:30 · answer #9 · answered by shribharatpshubh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice,can't wait to tell it in school!
10 points please!
2006-09-30 23:42:34 · answer #10 · answered by Shenlong The God Dragon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋