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that the less you have slept, the funnier some of these answers are? I just read one that just about made me pee.

2006-09-30 21:19:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

John , you would have to reference the question about would God forgive you if you farted in church? There were several answers that were great but my fave was the one that gave a scriptural passage from Economiconisians....

2006-09-30 21:27:47 · update #1

Zero cool, you do not know the half of it. I take medication to improve my mood swings and it makes me keep insomnia about 5 days out of the week. Now I ask you...how is that conducive to controlling your temper?

2006-09-30 21:30:00 · update #2

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Ironic is a good choice of words. When I was much younger I once attended a Catholic mass because my wife was a member of that discipline. My younger brother for lack of anything else to do accompanied us on this particular day. During a part of the service when the church was completely silent, a small and very senior lady sitting on the same wooden bench we were on busted a foghorn that reverberated like a trombone because of the acoustics of the room, and actually slightly vibrated the bench! The whole congregation began to squirm and rustle, and both my brother and myself nearly died in our efforts to suppress the hilarity of the scene! The "irony" part is that after the service we passed the little old lady outside, and she was the sweetest most unassuming little dear you would ever want to meet. I think we both fell in love with her, and wondered to this day if she were ever even aware that she had completely destroyed the reverence of that day for three hundred people!

2006-09-30 22:07:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

You're correct mortgagegirl101. In fact the religion category has some of the funniest stuff on the net.
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2006-10-01 04:41:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 1 1

Half the time that happens to me. The other half.... I stare at the screen like an emotionless zombie. Insomnia is a *****.

2006-10-01 04:22:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No. Irony is when the actual situation is opposite of the situation as it it percieved.

Just being funny is not irony.

Alanis Morisettes song "Ironic" contained ZERO ironic situations.

If the post is about how not to pee, and it makes you pee, THAT would be ironic.

2006-10-01 04:42:38 · answer #4 · answered by Mac Momma 5 · 0 2

I do not think that it ironic at all
it make perfect sence
What was the answer and question that about made you pee?

2006-10-01 04:23:28 · answer #5 · answered by John K 3 · 0 1

me too. i havn't been able to sleep lately and have been answering most questions agressivley so i can get the points to rate others.

2006-10-01 04:22:54 · answer #6 · answered by senorita_otono 2 · 1 1

sure i'm not supposed to be up this late according to my schedule dang i have to get up at nine for something or something oh darn. oh well. this is fun! i guess

2006-10-01 04:26:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

o dear I hope you got to the bathroom in time ??

2006-10-01 04:30:17 · answer #8 · answered by Mim 7 · 1 0

some of us just staying up late..... i work third shift...... but those people definitely need a nap

2006-10-01 04:59:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

love it.
ty for the laugh

2006-10-01 04:24:49 · answer #10 · answered by Marg N 4 · 1 1

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