Anybody can say F@#& OFF in a moment of anger, but there is little style in that, even though it may do the trick as a vent. How about some really vile phrases or curses...fun, evil, odd, or politically incorrect.
Fun: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
Truly politically incorrect (I apologize before hand because this is bad on so many levels): I sh*t on your mother's communion wafer.
Evil: Eat sh*t and die.
Odd: Death on a stick.
2006-09-30 21:06:52 · 14 answers · asked by Yim 3 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
A couple of my favorites are: stuck on stupid...having a blonde moment...who died and made you king/queen?...Don't pee on my leg then tell me it's raining (a Judge Judy quote)...Beauty fades but dumb is forever (another Judge Judy favorite)
2006-09-30 21:11:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Captain Haddock Curses
2016-10-31 23:15:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this actually is not a phrase or anything to do with words, but here in my country, Sri Lanka, when you hit the back of your palm on you left palm it means F**k or you can just hit your right forearm left palm, like holding it or something, it means f**k off and die.
2006-10-01 02:14:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
everything that Captain Haddock uses in the Tintin comics....
he's sooooooooooooo frigging cute!
2006-09-30 23:08:01 · answer #4 · answered by questiongirl14 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're the kind of person who likes to walk along the beach and suck farts out of dead seagulls.
Note: Just the epithet, no offense intended. :)
2006-09-30 21:24:16 · answer #5 · answered by Ed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just sent you one on e-mail did not want to print here if you want more tell me and that alone i get 10 pts
2006-09-30 21:15:25 · answer #6 · answered by k dog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reverse their statements into subtle insults.
Or make believe. that always helped.
2006-10-01 00:26:39 · answer #7 · answered by sonotrecia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite is to call someone a "Son of a one legged, syphilis infected goat"
2006-09-30 21:18:01 · answer #8 · answered by overrun_girl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are too intoxicate you your own verbosity to listen to others.
2006-09-30 22:10:56 · answer #9 · answered by aiddogs5 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is one. Is that your face or did your neck throw up.
2006-10-01 13:32:02 · answer #10 · answered by mclamb63 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋