2006-09-30 19:05:26 · 12 answers · asked by BACTERIA RETURNS 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
Just because some men actully LOVE woman doesn't mean there stupid!
2006-09-30 19:07:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.....
understand it and get ur answer in ur own way
2006-09-30 19:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by aarshiya 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
I have personal experience as a bachelor and a married man
I propose this quote:
not all old men are miserable and lonely and without purpose, some have wives, children, and grandchildren
some have experience love and family, two of the few things that actually have value in the final analysis
Your quote is funny and I have used it before in jest, but don't ever take it as a life philosophy.
2006-09-30 19:11:57 · answer #3 · answered by enginerd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man is who he makes of himself, some men are the way they saw their father grow up whether it is good or bad
2006-09-30 19:17:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
men are bachelors till they are married
2006-09-30 19:30:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
After seeing so many guys get screwed around and treated like dirt , it is hard for me to want to get into a relationship very quickly.
2006-09-30 19:24:42 · answer #6 · answered by Robert F 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think that a man is a bachelor til he meets a girl that he cannot imagine not being with...until that time...why not be a bachelor?
2006-09-30 19:08:03 · answer #7 · answered by bertha 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
St. Paul says to be content whatever state you find yourself in. Rhode Island or Vermont.
2006-09-30 19:09:53 · answer #8 · answered by waytooeasy67 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The truly smart ones are married.
2006-09-30 19:13:15 · answer #9 · answered by Jill W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wise old farmer was asked this question. This is his answer:
There is some that is that is, and some that is that ain't.
There is also some that ain't that is and some that ain't that ain't.
2006-09-30 19:17:55 · answer #10 · answered by GreenHornet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋