Public fart, family reunion fart, ghastly closed space fart, a fart so smelly it actually made someone ill, anything?
2006-09-30 17:18:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
while he was giving me oral sex
2006-09-30 17:20:21 · answer #1 · answered by Sylvia H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The closed space fart - there is no escape and some I have smelt almost made me pass out!
My husband did a wet fart once and had no underwear on and we were miles from any bathroom.
2006-09-30 18:57:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't really know about worst fart experience, I enjoy my farts. Farting in bed and holding my girls head under the sheets, farting in elevators but my absolute fave is to stock up on some burritos just before I get on an airplane all that recycled air on a cross country flight...I have made peoples eyes water, I just laughed. They probably have me on some watch list for that.
2006-09-30 18:00:58 · answer #3 · answered by bullybrian2000 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
My boyfriend and I hadn't seen each other in a while and when we did see each other, he picked me up and hugged me and he kinda squeezed out a fart. We had only been going out for about 3 months at the time. I still insist that it was my "shoe," even though it was literally impossible because I was not wearing any shoes!
2006-09-30 21:22:15 · answer #4 · answered by Meg 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Was in a departmental store once and had to let off a silent one, turns out to be extremely smelly and repulsive...people around me were starting to react and I just gave this little boy that accusing look and said omg, passed the bucked and disappeared from the crime scene.
2006-09-30 23:07:49 · answer #5 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
in a hot steamy shower, I just about choked myself!
another time I sat in the driveway talking to a guy friend for hours, had the gas all under control. then when I got out of the car, every step I took was a TOOT TOOT all the way to the door. He was driving off with his window rolled down and actually stopped his car in the road looked at me with a questioning glance? maybe he thought I was talking to myself...poot, poot, poot. poot
2006-09-30 18:04:33 · answer #6 · answered by snowcrablegs 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
at the club this guy was trying to get my number and i was rushing because i had to fart and he was still trying to talk and i farted and said oops! and he said thats ok it natural and insist to still try and get my number i was so embrassed that i left the club and call it a night
2006-09-30 18:11:11 · answer #7 · answered by ahmadeyes2001 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The "It's really diarrhea even though it felt like a fart"... fart.
A.K.A. wet fart :oP
2006-09-30 17:26:48 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was on the train when i farted.
Well, you know in the train there are some seats next to the door. So i standing next to the seats when i farted. And sitting on the seat was a lady. And farted next to her.....next to her face....
And well.....it was my stop so i got out! But the look on her face was.............#$%^^&
2006-09-30 17:28:52 · answer #9 · answered by akanekaye 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
it really is portion of life- portion of tangible purposes and not in any respect good to carry it in. in the top once you get to carry close someone heavily, they ought to sense mushy with doing this.
2016-11-25 19:52:30 · answer #10 · answered by rosenberg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The wet one.
2006-09-30 17:24:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋