Are you ready to laugh?
Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total” says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Polo!
With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can EVER come into our precious state."
Polo! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries...
The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall".
The Genie explains, "Well, its 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........ It’s virtually
impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"
The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
2006-09-30 17:11:39 · 33 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Aaaahhhhhh hahahahahhahahahah!!! That was a good one! =)
2006-09-30 17:14:59 · answer #1 · answered by Katie 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
hahahaheeeee good enough now a nasty one from me ( just a man or woman who is aware of hindi language can have an understanding of this funny story) Banta:- mistriji Bed majbut banana mere munde nu bahu pe chadna hai. mistri:- aisa majbut mattress banaunga ki sara mohalla bahu pe chad jaye to bhi kuch nahi tutega.
2016-08-29 09:52:56 · answer #2 · answered by sykes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I rate it 3/5 because it just made me smile
2006-09-30 17:24:42 · answer #3 · answered by Lay 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I just heard this... literally like 10secs ago.
Oh right, thats cause your asking the same stupid question over and over.
2006-09-30 17:12:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Right On!!!
2006-09-30 17:27:21 · answer #5 · answered by Johnny 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ain't it the truth. Good joke.
2006-09-30 17:16:27 · answer #6 · answered by HolidayGurl 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Thats what you wish could happen, don't you?
there's nothing funny about genocide. If you make fun of a jew you are a Nazi, if you make fun of a muslim you are american.
2006-09-30 17:14:16 · answer #7 · answered by Arts 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
fill what w/ water?? the country?? i dont really get that and if im right then that pretty funny
2006-09-30 17:14:40 · answer #8 · answered by cassy c 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
haha funny im sure all the muslims wit no sense of humor dont find it funny tho lol
2006-09-30 17:22:45 · answer #9 · answered by . 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Hey good one.
2006-09-30 17:22:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋