A commercial airplane left from England to the United States, halfway across the pond the plane lost two engines. The pilot made this announcement: Ladies and gentlemen we have lost two engines and the only way we can make it to America is to get rid of as much excess weight as we can so I’m taking the plane down to a safe altitude so we can open the doors and get rid of all unnecessary baggage, Well, all the passengers threw all their baggage out the door.
The Pilot then said: Thank you but I still don’t think it is enough, so I’m going to have to ask for volunteers to jump off the plane.
A British man jumped out of his seat and headed for the door, as he jumped he yelled: “God save the Queen.”
A Frenchman jumped out of his seat and headed for the door and as he jumped he yelled: “Viva La France”
A big man from Texas, not to be outdone by a Brit and a Frenchman headed down the aisle towards the door, as he reached the door he reached down and grabbed two Mexicans and as he threw them out the door he yelled: “Remember the Alamo”
Come on that’s funny, and just a joke!
2006-09-30 16:37:54 · 18 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you've got great jokes...........keep em' coming.
2006-09-30 17:19:19 · answer #1 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, why you raggin' on beaners man? Don't you realize without us the guy mowin' you're lawn would be fat, retarded, and smell like beer? And do a really sh!tty yob too. You should be thanking Mexicans for being willing to do all the jobs you don't want to like cleaning toilets and things like that. After all the blacks won't do it for you anymore.
I kid, I kid. I joke, I joke.
HA HA HA HA HAAAAA
2006-09-30 17:36:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That joke was told to me by my dad in 1950. It has been around a long time.
2006-09-30 16:43:34 · answer #3 · answered by geoff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
every person has a different sense of humor
so not everyone Will think this is funny
but being from Texas I happen to have laughed at this JOKE!!!!
2006-09-30 16:42:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good joke. For the person who doesn't know about the alamo they should read american history.
2006-09-30 17:18:55 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 07:01:19 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would have to be fairly old to have written this joke.
I like the joke, but it has been aorund a long, long time.
2006-09-30 16:43:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that joke in the early fifties, have you been around that long?
2006-09-30 16:48:14 · answer #8 · answered by Max 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was funny but it wasn't my laugh out loud joke of the year
2006-09-30 16:44:43 · answer #9 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not get this because I don't understand the last line.
2006-09-30 16:44:08 · answer #10 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao
2006-09-30 17:00:12 · answer #11 · answered by purple121593 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋