12 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin narrow aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10”.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
Sad thing: I've done all this!
2006-09-30 16:23:17 · 10 answers · asked by Kitsch Nouveau; 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is funny. Bet there's a wedding somewhere on that list too. Maybe someone should hold the first Wal Mart divorce court!
2006-09-30 16:27:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only one I liked was setting the alarm clocks at 10 min intervals.
2006-09-30 16:29:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How long are you banned from wal-mart?
this is a person in need of a hobby ,or better yet a part time job at walmart. then you can clean up after people like you. ehehehehe
2006-09-30 16:38:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No wonder I see your pic on the FBI most wanted list..
2006-09-30 16:57:38 · answer #4 · answered by The last house on the right 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the greeters didn't turn into Beaters?
2006-09-30 16:25:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um-Hum. And good to get in trouble about! LOL. LOL.
2006-10-02 14:24:11 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How old were you when you did all this naughty things?
2006-09-30 17:21:46 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol the last part was real funny
2006-09-30 16:29:32 · answer #8 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaa that is fuunny. I should try some.
2006-10-01 13:40:21 · answer #9 · answered by 2cute4u 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you really did all of this? wow. THAT'S funny.
2006-09-30 16:46:05 · answer #10 · answered by well. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋