Im having a glass of wine and all of a sudden the monsters in my closet run out singing Barry Manilow music....they screamed out, " this is revenge for all the trouble you caused us when you told ur Mom we were in your room!". My Mom had the exterminator come in and gas them while they were under my bed. The little critters were sick for months and lived downstairs in the cat litter box until 2night. They screamed out, " give us your bra and ur new punk belt from Hot Topic...now !!!! or we will sing Ohhh Mandy for the next 20 years!! " What should I do in this intense situation ? I happened to be folding my other bras and undies at the moment and I thought of leaping into their midst and strangling them in hand to hand mortal combat with my other bras . What do you think? Any advice ?
2006-09-30 16:01:38 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
tie one bra around your jaw and scalp (so the cups are on top) in order to use the padding as a helmet. now you are ready to engage in MORTAL COMBAT!!!
Use the devastating Rumi Kick (in the groin) to stun a monster, and then do the 5 Pressure Point Exploding Heart Palm Attack (hit the 5 pressure points around the heart, itll cause the heart to explode a few seconds later) the Rabid Ape Bite is also very affective against bra seeking closet monsters if they end up inches away from you. but then the Evil Monkey punch, (make a fist, but point your index finger out, as if pointing at something. then simply punch with all your might) if directed to the heart, is the most effective means of taking them down aside from shooting them :P
if those are too difficult (i dont know your combat skillz) then just use your idea. strangle them with your bras.
and if all else fails, just kill it with fire.
2006-09-30 16:09:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Assuming you want them gone, stand in the center of your home. Conduct the qabalistic cross, the middle pillar ritual and the lesser banishing ritual of the pentagram. That should be enough to send'em packing. If it isn't, invite them to have tea with you, but instead of tea serve them white sage steeped in boiling spring water. Just a few drops will dissolve their physical bodies (nasties have a difficult time maintaining physical bodies anyway) and send them screaming back from whence they came. If this does not work, well, I don't know what to tell you! Good luck!!
2006-09-30 16:12:26 · answer #2 · answered by Tom I 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i might have self assurance he's the worst monster interior the closet. he has lied lots, and he suggested each and every physique had extra valuable circulate away michelle on my own otherwise. otherwise what? that regarded like a probability to me. what's he gonna do, what does he have planned for whoever brings her out of the closet, and her uncooked dealings with people who you will not understand as being close to to the persons who're desirous to run our united states of america.
2016-10-15 09:38:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are just trying to get attention. Ignore them. Put in your earpieces and listen to some Fallout Boy. Or whatever. Just finish folding your things and pretend the monsters don't bother you at all. They'll get bored and chase the cat.
2006-09-30 16:07:19 · answer #4 · answered by anyone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suggest taking a long walk off a short bridge.
2006-09-30 16:05:20 · answer #5 · answered by Murfdigidy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Take a creative writing class.
2006-09-30 16:03:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give them a glass of your wine.
2006-09-30 16:07:55 · answer #7 · answered by gusgus 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask the monsters if they want some wine. I think you have had enough.
2006-09-30 16:07:04 · answer #8 · answered by Paul K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea rip out their hearts and drink the blood from them.
2006-09-30 16:07:34 · answer #9 · answered by baughwawn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just how big was that glass of wine?
2006-09-30 17:06:49 · answer #10 · answered by tamara.knsley@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋