OMG ITS A CONSPIRACY 9/11 WAS DONE BY THE government?

Question

...Lets make fun of people that seriously put things like that as a question... Best conspiracy theory wins!

Mine: George bush cloned himself twelve times and hijacked the planes to make himself more popular!

Answer 1

Wow, your theory is great!, but after reading some of the responses I need to say this to the ones that think GWB is stupid.
Well now, lets see if we can put a few things in perspective for those among us who are the truly imbecilic, moronic, ignoramuses who think GWB is stupid.

Shall we compare what a stupid guy has done to what any of you have done - don't worry this will take about a second.

Here is a guy who, out of of 300 million people, has been selected twice to lead the country and who serves in the most powerful position of anyone in the country.

The USA is the most powerful, both economically and militarily, country on a planet with over 6 billion people on it. Does that make him the smartest guy on the planet? Probably not. Does it make him smarter than you? Without a doubt.

But let's continue. Shall we?

While you might consider him stupid, he was apparently smarter than the 100 million or so democrats who tried to defeat him in his last 8 elections. Plus, he received higher grades in college than the latest 2 liberal candidates threw up against him.

So, if according to you he is stupid, how has he also accomplished all of these things against people who you must consider smarter than you or why would you vote for them?

I would challenge you to take a look at your own pathetic, monumentally insignificant and truly worthless life and tell us all what you have accomplished in a way of even the most remote comparison.

The purpose of the question is to find exactly where YOU must inevitably rank on the intellectual scale in comparison since you have virtually nothing, either in your past or future, which will come close to a single one of gwb's accomplishments?

Looking at it that way, if you consider him stupid and he has accomplished all of these things, it must kind of make you feel about as insignificant and worthless as a drop of water in the worlds oceans. Or, to put it in terms you can relate to, a piece of cow sh*t in the middle of a 100,000 acre pasture.

Answer 2

This is definitely the best conspiracy theory.



The biggest conspiracy theory is that 19 Arabs, who had been under surveillance, conspired together, walked onto four commercial aircraft without being detected, and without having their names appear on a passenger list. Then they overcame over 250 people with plastic box-cutters. And not only that, but with no previous experience of flying large jets, they navigated from 30,000 feet and hit three out of four targets precisely, meantime conducting flying manoeuvres that fighter pilots would find difficult. At the same time, they managed to overcome the standing orders of the Air Force, and keep all fighter jets grounded.Then, the amazing thing is that 7 of them survived the events and are known to be alive today.
Also for the first time ever in history, three, not two, but three steel framed buildings collapsed as a result of fire which could not possibly have burned hot enough to melt steel, and caused the buildings not to topple over, as one might expect, or to fall a little at a time, but to fall within their own footprint at the speed of gravity. And one of those buildings (WTC7) was not even hit by a plane.
Not only that, but the four aircraft disappeared completely without a trace of their 16 large engines, or any of the black boxes. This has also never before happened in history.


This theory is so amazingly full of holes that it is impossible for any sane thinking person to believe, yet that is what the official 9/11 commission report.says.


"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false."
-- William Casey, CIA Director (from first staff meeting, 1981)


All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
Arthur Schopenhauer

Answer 3

Yeah. Hillarious.

Governments are not capable of great evil. Nazi Germany was a lie too. Oh and all the genocide that has occurred since is just made up by nuts.

I am not saying all the 9-11 craziness is true....but labeling anyone who would question the government as mentally ill or stupid is just the kind of thinking most fundamentalist Islamic goverments want going on.

Answer 4

How about this:
Bill Clinton needed something to hog up the newschannels while he got his nosejob and had an affair again.
See, It had to be really big.
Just like big, fat Michael Moore still helps old Bill out when he needs new publicity.

Answer 5

your partially right but george bush is actually morning radio's paul harvey. And the whole war on terror was just a ploy to boost am radio's profit's. Think about it have you ever seen them in the same room together.

Answer 6

Merck is funding the building of the super wall in order to jack the price of illegal drugs right before making pot legal nationally - but only by pharmaceutical prescription.

Answer 7

It was Kerry and Kennedy They thought they were planes full of Republicans and they thought the WTC was Republican National Headquarters

Answer 8

bush hired them all and then , he made them all go to work, So bush can go to war and find things that are not realy there. Shall i go on?

Rember this is just made up i dont belive this...

Answer 9

tell us something we dont know

Answer 10

that is not true at all.