2006-09-30 15:49:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mamma's so fat when she walked past the tv I missed three episodes.
2006-09-30 15:54:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
2006-09-30 22:57:51 · answer #2 · answered by cwhitt8 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning
Yo mamma's so fat her dress size is 90210.
Yo mamma's ti.ts are so saggy that whe she goes sailing she doesn't get a lifejacket.
Yo mamma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money!
Yo momma's so fat that when she passed the tv I missed three episodes.
2006-10-01 14:20:18 · answer #3 · answered by Spaghetti MY 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice box for hours cause it said concentrate
2006-09-30 23:21:53 · answer #4 · answered by RoCkStAr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama's so stupid she thought cheerios were donut seeds
yo mama's so short she can jump of the curb to commit suicide.
yo mama's so fat she puts on heels in the morning and by afternoon they're flats
2006-09-30 23:04:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mamma's so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to fall out.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she thought the world was flat and tried to walk off the edge.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
Yo Mamma's so fat when she sat on Walmart she lowered all the prices.
Yo Mamma's so fat when she wears red kids chace after her yelling "Koolaid!"
Yo mamma's so stupid she thought this joke was funny!
2006-09-30 23:16:01 · answer #6 · answered by Chrisie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so poor...
Her face is on the front of a food stamp.
That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
When I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.
The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
She watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers
She can't even afford to go to the free clinic.
When I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked yo momma what she was doing....'Moving' she replied.
I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine.
When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "Pick a corner...ANY corner..."
I visited yo momma's house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"
I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted...
When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley....with a box on it...
She had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Even Beggars give you money.
She bounces food stamps.
She can't even afford to pay attention.
She uses cardboard and ribena as bread and wine substitutes.
She uses chewing gum as a band aid.
She lives in a 2-story Cracker Jack box.
She uses white-out as a tooth filler.
She can't afford a mop - she stands on her head in order to mop the floor...
Her idea of Desert was to go outside and collect the 'yellow snow'...and yo loved it, didn't ya!
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Yo momma so short she can hang glides Doritos.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like ****.
Yo momma's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma's so short, she does back flips under the bed.
2006-09-30 22:57:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got these two off of the disney channel series RECESS.
"yo mama so hungry this is how she spells refridgerator: O-I-C-U-R-M-T!"
"yo mama so big when she puts on her yellow t-shirt people go chasing her down the street shoutin; 'TAXI!!!'"
2006-09-30 23:18:36 · answer #8 · answered by Minnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamas so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
2006-09-30 22:55:15 · answer #9 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mama so fat she use a matress as a maxi pad
2006-09-30 23:35:58 · answer #10 · answered by sheena jones 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋