my daughter is sick, my son is at homecoming and my hubby is working.. I need something to keep my mind busy.. got a good joke for me?
2006-09-30 15:40:38 · 3 answers · asked by sea_sher 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that would have been the easy thing to do but i was hoping to get alot of answers..
2006-09-30 16:22:48 · update #1
Paddy was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a bit on
the warm side, the wake was held down to only one day, so his mortal
remains wouldn't take a bad turn. At last his friends laid him in the
box, nailed it shut & started down the hill into the churchyard. As it
was a long, sloping path and the mourners were a bit tipsy, one
fellow lurched into the gatepost as they entered the graveyard. Suddenly
a loud knocking came from in the box. Paddy was alive! They opened the
box up and he sat up, wide eyed, and they all said, Surley, tis a miracle
of God! All rejoiced & they went back and had a few more drinks but
later that day, the poor lad died. Really died. Stone cold dead. They
bundled him back into his box, and as they huffed and puffed down the
hill, the priest said, "Careful now, boys; mind ye
don't bump the gatepost again"
2006-09-30 22:49:52 · answer #1 · answered by Robert 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here are three things that always make me laugh. seeing a "baboons behind",and hearing the questions at every fast food restaurant:"Do you want fries with that?" or "Would you like two apple pies for a dollar?"I know it may not be funny to you, but as a mom myself it always makes me laugh:)
2006-10-01 01:11:06 · answer #2 · answered by Regina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not go to Yahoo! Jokes?
2006-09-30 23:12:49 · answer #3 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋